Rank & Vile

On this episode, we dig into TO HELL AND BACK: THE KANE HODDER STORY, FINAL DESTINATION, and HOUSE OF USHER! We talk about why Kane Hodder is a sweet baby angel, the perils of driving behind trucks filled with logs, and how Dave Mustaine sounds like scabies.

Green Ant, a literal, actual wrestling ant, fills in for Ryan this week as he and Quincy dig into THE BEES and THE EMPIRE OF THE ANTS! They also talk about the perils of eating in public bathrooms, DEATH BED: THE BED THAT EATS, and John Carradine's creepy hands.

On this episode, we dig into ALIEN VS. NINJA and a whole slew of listener requests, including THE TOXIC AVENGER, VIRUS, JACK FROST, and THE FACULTY! Also discussed are caffeine-induced psychotic episodes, questionable suplexes, and kids' cartoons that had no business being kids' cartoons.

On this episode, we're joined by author Betty Rocksteady as we dig into the sheer traumatic childhood glory of RETURN TO OZ, GODZILLA VS. HEDORAH, and Wes Craven's unfortunate VAMPIRE IN BROOKLYN. We also talk about the Nome King's vore kink, tragic Pokemon death, and how VAMPIRE HUNTER D is indefensible as an adult.

On this episode, we dig into PREMIKA (a movie about a ghost that haunts a karaoke machine and kills people who sing badly, I cannot stress this enough), LIVERLEAF, GODZILLA, and TALES OF TERROR! Also discussed are bad youth pastor metaphors involving horse manure, blackened crust punk bands, and the gender politics of WILD ZERO.

On this episode, we're joined by author Sarah Gailey (RIVER OF TEETH) as we dig into THE LOST BOYS and I AM THE PRETTY THING THAT LIVES IN THE HOUSE. Also discussed are sexy bemulleted sax players, baskettis, Donatello's nipples, and the fact that Corey Haim and Corey Feldman are the two genders.

On this episode, we dig into HELLRAISER: HELLWORLD, YOR: THE HUNTER FROM THE FUTURE, WWE Studios' NO ONE LIVES, and TERRENCE HOWARD'S FRIGHT CLUB. Also discussed are mystery mail meat, unfuckable robots, and the logistics of ripping out the Funkasaurus' spine and wearing him as a jaunty hat.

We're rejoined this week by writer and podcaster Matt D. Wilson as we dig into CARNOSAUR, BLACKENSTEIN, and shameless straight-to-VOD ripoff THE JURASSIC GAMES. Also discussed are creationist museums, being trapped on an island with Stone Cold Steve Austin, and owning Gene Siskel.

On this episode, we're rejoined by Ian Chambers as we dig into WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS, THEY LIVE, STITCHES, GHASTLIES, and GHOSTS THAT STILL WALK. Also discussed are the DEATH WISH movies, Anne Rice fanfic, surgery biographies, and Rowdy Roddy Piper's racism.