Rank & Vile

On this episode, we rank the FRIDAY THE 13TH reboot, the NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET reboot (God help us), BLUE MONKEY, and MINDHUNTERS. We also talk about Gorgon Video Magazine, Screaming Mad George's luscious hair, and how LL Cool J is the Kyle MacLachlan to Renny Harlin's David Lynch.

We're joined by comic author and podcaster Benito Cereno as we dig into THE WICKER MAN, THE MASQUE OF THE RED DEATH, and PAN'S LABYRINTH. Also discussed: kinkshaming rural populations, fursonas, the gender politics of Nintendo games, and the buckwildness of the rich.

On this episode, we dig into DEATH LAID AN EGG, MY FRIEND DAHMER, DON'T TORTURE A DUCKLING, and DEVIL TIMES FIVE. We also talk about Italian redneck mob justice, chicken-themed class metaphors, and movies where every white person looks exactly the same.

On this episode, we talk about DEEP BLUE SEA 2, BLOOD ON THE BADGE, LOVE AT FIRST BITE, and TALES OF FRANKENSTEIN. We also talk about racists getting eaten by pigs, disco-dancing draculas, Freebie & The Bean, and the folly of feeding nootropic drugs to supersharks.

This week, Becky The Archivist fills in for Quincy as she and Ryan talk about HENRY: PORTRAIT OF A SERIAL KILLER and Vincent Price's THEATER OF BLOOD. Also discussed are dog pies, "Dragula," muppety facial hair, exasperating our loved ones by being on the IMDB trivia page during the movie, and why THEATER OF BLOOD belongs to the gays.

On this episode, we're joined by Marlene Thompson (co-host of GHOST OF A CHANCE) as we dig into THE EXORCISM OF EMILY ROSE, BLOODBEAT, and NIGHT OF THE COMET. Also discussed are demons cutting pro wrestlng promos, samurai sword-assisted sexual power moves, and what Marlene imagines the plot of Castlevania to be based entirely on the name alone.

On this week's episode, we talk about THE SHAPE OF WATER and THE TWILIGHT PEOPLE! We dig into the semiotics of fishfucking, being kidnapped by someone who yells "I'm gonna turn you into a manimal," why season one of BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER is Quincy's favorite, and man-eating crocodiles as a metaphor for sexual repression.

On this week's episode, we talk about THE SHAPE OF WATER and THE TWILIGHT PEOPLE! We dig into the semiotics of fishfucking, being kidnapped by someone who yells "I'm gonna turn you into a manimal," why season one of BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER is Quincy's favorite, and man-eating crocodiles as a metaphor for sexual repression.

This week, we talk about THE CRAZIES, THE OMEN, THE KILLING OF A SACRED DEER, and #HORROR. We also dig into such topics as hoping that Alicia Silverstone is okay, horror that's just a rude impersonation of millennials, Vietnam War allegories, and dunking on Lloyd Kaufman.

This week, we talk about THE CRAZIES, THE OMEN, THE KILLING OF A SACRED DEER, and #HORROR. We also dig into such topics as hoping that Alicia Silverstone is okay, horror that's just a rude impersonation of millennials, Vietnam War allegories, and dunking on Lloyd Kaufman.