It's another RANKED B-B-B-BATTLE! That's right, the hit Ranked! spinoff returns, as the boys go head-to-head in a contest of wits. We're talking about dads. We're talking about grads. And amazingly, we're NOT talking about Shrek! Pair with Scooby Snacks (TM) for best taste.

Welcome to Season 2 of Ranked! It's a podcast where we rank things! On today's episode, we discuss the merits of Shrek (typical), revisit the genius of the music of the mid-aughts, meet the nastiest food imaginable, rank our favorite mashups, and listen to Chris explain some weird turtle movie. Pairs well with swamp cheese.

A podcast where we rank things! On this episode we get spooky with our Halloween-themed inaugural edition of Ranked Battles. Chris dresses as Sexy Benjamin Button. Jackson shows up as a romantic side plot from Shrek 2. Joe arrives secretly as the biggest Funyuns fan in the world.

A Podcast where we rank things! On today's episode we go on a tingly adventure to Publix, wonder who Daniel Adair is, somehow talk about vaping again, rank the most incredible Florida Men ever to grace that fine Citrus state, and plan the most daring Magic: The Gathering ever conceived. Pair with swamp-water and gator meat for best taste.

A Podcast where we rank things! On today's episode we meet some X-TREME dudes, get our vape rigs primed, bicycle kick everyone rank the most tubular sports known to man, and learn to spin our fidgets. Pair with sno-cones for best taste.

A Podcast where we rank things! On today's episode one of us adds a new member to the family, one of us speaks to trucks, and the other one is just a real chill boy. You decide who is who. We also talk about some lewd swan acts, learn where babies might ACTUALLY come from, rank the most interesting greek myths, and learn who the real captain is. Pair with greek yogurt for best taste.

A Podcast where we rank things! On today's episode we go on the perfect date with the Incredible Hulk, find the true meaning of JAZZ, we rank the chillest superheroes, and discuss the virtues of not having upper appendages. Pair with Beanie Weanies for best taste

A Podcast where we rank things! On today's episode: a man eats 337(!) buffalo wings, we order some brain pills from phone people, we rank the most annoying movie tropes, and we get sooooooooooooo political. Pair with a fresh goat cheese for best taste.

A Podcast where we rank things! On today's episode, Chris and Joe get very close, Jackson gets renamed HALOTHECOMPUTERGAME, we learn the true nature of magic, the best words from a random word generator are ranked, and we make wreaths out of turtle parts. Sorry Franklin.

A Podcast where we rank things! On today's episode, we discuss Steven the LARPing Narwhal, lose Jackson to a terrifying wind storm, plunge into Google searches of Donald Trump's visage, rank the baddest boys in the animal kingdom, and come up with a fun new name for giraffes. Enjoy, you Tall Shrek you.