Twiddy is causing trouble from the off. Illamandan and The Squad have a new money making scheme that doesn't involve selling pingers. James goes to the car wash to think about his liiife. Will has various objections.

It's one of life's biggest mysteries, why is Sloth from the Goonies the way it is and how big is his hog? Could James go 12 rounds with a mouse? What are the rules of Trickstar law? All will be explained and probably less.

James discusses his more than intimate relationship with Ryan Gosling's elbows. How has Tony got such as hot wife despite being such a terrible cuck? Will goes swimming on a whim.

James is razzed off about robots in general but not adverse to jumping in the sack with them or roughing them up a bit. Illamandan and the squad get into trouble on route to SyCo. The boys play a blue Monday special version of what-would-you-rather.

The boys have had a few and get stuck into fake news and other sources of smugness. Recorded just after christmas and lost in the Trickstar archives for a few weeks we are almost back up to date!!

The boys are coming into 2017 hot! James 'The Force Majeure' Pryor is riled up and no one is safe from his scathing judgement. Arthur is called out for being a cuck and all hell breaks loose for Smug Watch.

The boys speculate on some new years resolutions. James considers being a cuck for a day and we see at what point James would involve himself in a physical altercation. Will kills a squirrel.

Illamandan and The Squad have an interesting run in at Pizza Express. James' shoes turn into The Apprentice. Poldark is smug as are the clergy in general.

Back like a recurring STI, Hardwell (not the best DJ in the world) has a run in with The Squad in Wagamamas. The boys receive more abuse from 908. Storm Angus is smug.

The boys discuss who is the most hipster saints and why jesus might be a snide. James attempts to explain the concept of Snaky Dad without breaking any OFCOM rules. Your bedsit questions answered to the best of James' abilities.