Ranting Out Loud: An LGBTQ+ perspective on life, love, politics and chaos

Last call at the bar? Don't get caught with the lights on, unless of course, you're just getting in touch with your inner whoredom. We're talking the "speakeasy" days of gay bars and what constitutes a "happy snitch."

Things go dark pretty fast as the boys welcome another week of the new year with talk of Death cards, movie blood and black hearts. Happy pre-Valentine's Day everyone! Also, do you know what the pineapple on your cruise cabin door really means?

A new year has begun but old issues remain. Among them is the adbundance of resolutions to be a better you. Will it work? Well, for weight loss, it might pay to be diabetic. Or at least pretend to be. Also, were there ever gay saints?

The retail chaos swallowed Chadrick whole so Lee and Mike kicked those reindeer off the sleigh heading back to wherever the f*** reindeer go after a long road trip with Santa and took the reins themselves on this show. So, so tired after the Christmas chaos and now our thoughts turn toward all things that scream New Year – like dead celebrities and futile attempts at weight loss resolutions. Enjoy!

Gearing up for the holidays, thoughts naturally turn to gay investment opportunities, cutting cable, cutting skin (as in circumcision) and tacking your pre-worn intimates to a wall. Merry Christmas everybody!

We're on hypocrite watch as the political clown show continues with the anti-gay but pro-threeway Moms for Puberty book burners finding themselves embroiled in a sex scandal. Taylor Swift is Time Person of the Year and we couldn't be happier, plus George Santos is selling Cameo videos after being expelled from Congress. 'Merica!

Why Christmas can be full of horse (and all kinds of animal) sh*t. What if you get to Heaven and then have to go? The war on poinsettias continues; plus holidays you wouldn't mind moving to another time of year.

How about converational whiplash? We've got it! Does getting a blowjob from a guy make another guy gay or does it have to go further? Also, it is blowjob or blow job? Don't think auto-correct or grammar police can help here.

It's post-Thansgiving and there's a table argument about stuffing vs. dressing. Does stuffing make you gay? One thing is for sure, what's PC today will most definitely not be tomorrow. Enjoy!

The boys talk about the best and worst Christmas gifts. Chadrick gives his annual PSA about getting your sh** together for the holidays.

So, we need our shots, we miss our shots and we [rarely] get our shots at immortal fame. The boys talk about deflecting bugs, attracting celebrities, and regretting those missed opportunities.