When in doubt, blame the black guy... • The whole internet also gotta chill.

Party over here, F you over there!!! • Took a DNA test, turns out you clowns are just 100% bit*h. • Damn Nature!...Get off my back lady.

In addition to a discussion of Pringles, mismatched shoes, and De La Soul's big news, topics included...

Djoke's on you djack! • And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog.

That planet ain't gonna fit in your forehead either. • Airdrop, Airsoft, someone punk kid gonna get popped. • Seriously...let's talk about the vaccination.

Followed by the world's most expensive diarrhea. • Thinking way outside the bun. • That means it's all stepped on, dig me?

The Egregious-est. • 1/2 a bar: Shart Week.

The gold medal for hypocrisy goes to...

Everybody has a plan... • Cowards like you just get they whole body laced up, with critical race theory and such.

Maybe you just need to bathe. • 1/2 a bar: Jeffrey tEWWWbin. • Ex girl to the next girl.