Proof Santa is real. • A healthy amount of fail here. • Damn Nature!...Urine for a treat. • Damn Nature!...And another lucky fan gets a souvenir.

Listen back to the Rap Sucks Radio Edition of "Headspin" and hear Trek hold his L like a G.

The round mound of hating anyone brown.

Rachel Dolezal-type beat. • Dumb Luck? • Dude had a better chance of getting the ice cream machine to work. • Sakoda 1s.

Iron Mike handing out complimentary face tattoos. • Hot tractor action. • Hot Pocket action. • Shit just got real. • Sakoda 1s.

You're supposed to put the first 80 in the safe and lose the combination. • If America was a cat lady (aka My name's graffiti written on ya kitten). • Per Wendy's, he's overqualified. • It's the most wonderful time of the year.

Oh...I thought he said "OG". • This is one weird cat. • This is one cool bird. • C'mon now...humans don't even watch the Oscars. • Sakoda 1s.

King Dick. • This is a whole lot of people's work day. • Sakoda 1s.

You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here. • Trust me, I'm a professional! • Seize the yachts!!! • Their insurance premiums are about to get more venti. • Sakoda 1s.

What's my favorite word??? • And officer...they kept saying, "Live Mas!" • This man's Wildin...and you have to respect it. • Sakoda 1s.