Hello out there in podcastland and welcome back to Spoilers, your bad movie review show on the RatPack Podcast Network, where your hosts have lots of opinions but zero credentials. This week we are celebrating Friday, May 13, 2016 by watching 2009’s Friday the 13th remake, directed by Marcus Nispel. How is Jason alive in this timeline? If Jason is afraid of water and can’t swim, how can he jump out of Crystal Lake in the last shot of the film? Why are the kill sequences so tame compared to the ridiculous deaths of teens in the original films? Is Jason Vorhees still a killing weapon for Republicans in the 2000s? Find out this week, but you best be warned, there be spoilers ahead.

Adam, Maestro, and Jester talk about the return of the Top Shelf Podcast, first interviews, selling DBA Publications, bar regulars, Animaniacs, attractive men, time travel, Prince’s death, leaving a legacy, shared restrooms, stall peepers, Family Guy, and Star Trek vs Star Wars.

Hello out there in podcastland and welcome back to Spoilers, your bad movie review show on the RatPack Podcast Network, where your hosts have lots of opinions but zero credentials. This week, to celebrate the release of the biggest superhero movie of the year, Captain America: Civil War, we here at Spoilers HQ decided to go back to the very beginning and watch 1990’s Captain America, directed by Albert Pyun. Why is the Red Skull Italian and not German? If Captain America is this country’s greatest hero, why is he constantly running away and avoiding fights? How does Captain America calculate the physics of tossing his shield in this movie? Is the Illuminati group trying to keep plastic in the world? Find out this week, but you best be warned, there be spoilers ahead.

Hello out there in podcastland and welcome back to Spoilers, your bad movie review show on the RatPack Podcast Network, where your hosts have lots of opinions, but zero credentials. This week, we are honoring two requests from our Aussie family: Sarah and her brother SeaSalt. First up, we briefly discuss Sarah’s request of Lego Batman: DC Heroes United. After that, we discuss Sea Salt’s request of Master of Disguise. How did anyone sign off on making this movie? Did anyone at the studio see the dailies to this and think, “this is genius filmmaking!” How much longer will Dana Carvey be in movie jail? Find out this week, but you best be warned, there be spoilers ahead.

Hello out there in podcastland and welcome back to Spoilers, your bad movie review show on the RatPack Podcast Network, where your hosts have lots of opinions, but zero credentials. This week, to coincide with the release of The Huntsman: Winter’s War, we here at Spoilers HQ are looking back at the first entry of the franchise, Show White and the Huntsman. If Snow White is presumed dead, how does everyone in this world recognize Kristen Stewart as Snow White immediately? What exactly are the Evil Queen’s powers? Is the Evil Queen crazy or is the Mirror Mirror a real entity? How can the Huntsman’s kiss break the spell of the Evil Queen, even though the Huntsman and Snow White have no romantic chemistry? Find out this week, but you best be warned, there be spoilers ahead.

Hello out there in podcastland and welcome back to Spoilers, your bad movie review show on the RatPack Podcast Network, where your hosts have lots of opinions, but zero credentials. This week, we are watching The Amityville Horror remake from 2005, starring Ryan Reynolds, aka Wade Wilson, aka Deadpool. Why is this movie as boring as the original film? Is Ryan Reynolds controlling the house, or is the house controlling him? How bad was parenting in the 1970s? Are we sure the original Amityville Horror is still a “classic?” Find out this week, but you best be warned, there be spoilers ahead.

Hello out there in podcastland and welcome back to Spoilers, your bad movie review show on the RatPack Podcast Network, where your hosts have lots of opinions, but zero credentials. This week, the Spoilers MVP, Paul Giamatti, returns to the show with a ridiculous action movie from 2007, Shoot ‘Em Up. Would this be considered a “superhero movie?” Are the guns in this movie capable of performing magic? Will this movie be the next great cult film? Should Paul Giamatti play more villains? Find out this week, but you best be warned, there be spoilers ahead.

Hello out there in podcastland and welcome back to Spoilers, your bad movie review show on the RatPack Podcast Network, where your hosts have lots of opinions, but zero credentials. This week, we are continuing our Batman/Superman retrospective by tackling the worst Superman movie ever made: Superman IV: The Quest for Peace, directed by Sidney J. Furie. If Superman is punking the whole world out of their own nuclear weapons, then why hasn’t Superman been elected king of the world yet? If Nuclear Man was created by Superman’s DNA, why doesn’t he have the exact same powers as Superman? How can a normal human being breathe in deep space without exploding or dying instantly? Why does Superman gain new powers without any explanation as to how he got them? Find out this week, but you best be warned, there be spoilers ahead.

Hello out there in podcastland and welcome back to Spoilers, your bad movie review show on the RatPack Podcast Network, where your hosts have lots of opinions, but zero credentials. This week, in honor of the blockbuster release Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice, we are taking a look at the worst films the two iconic DC characters have starred in. First up is Batman, and we watched 1997’s Batman & Robin, directed by Joel Schumacher. Why does Poison Ivy talk like she’s an actress from the 1940’s? Was the Gotham City Planner high on coke when he designed this crazy looking city? Was this movie designed to be a tongue-in-cheek parody of superhero movies? How does Mr. Freeze’s ice-powered suit work? Find out this week, but you best be warned, there be spoilers ahead.

Hello out there in podcastland and welcome back to Spoilers, your bad movie review show on the RatPack Podcast Network, where your hosts have lots of opinions, but zero credentials.  This week, the gang takes an iTunes request from listener Jeff, who requested Jean Claude Van Damme’s first English speaking role: No Retreat, No Surrender.  Why is Van Damme only in this movie for 10 minutes?  When does Jason realize that he’s training in kung fu with a ghost?  Why is the mafia trying to monopolize every dojo on the western seaboard?  Did the Scott character steal the show from Van Damme?  Find out this week, but you best be warned, there be spoilers ahead.