Rated Ex

SURPRISE! Your two fave exes are back with a special between-seasons bonus episode in honour of the HBO Max FRIENDS reunion! We are using this big event to return for a part 2 (and final!) wrap up analysis of Ross and Rachel. If you're new to the pod and missed our first rate and review where we dive deep and specifically answer "Were they on a break?" check it out here! Since we've already covered it exhaustively we will NOT be talking about the "on a break" era in this one! Today let's venture back through the good ol' days of beach house margaritas and scouring the streets of Manhattan for a lost monkey. In this episode we explore the rest of their relationship and weigh in with our final rating of this iconic TV couple! Did they ever really move on from each other? Are they good at being friends? Should Rachel have got off the plane?

Enjoy and let us know what you think! Happy Friends week!

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Well, we've made it to the end of another season so it's time to take the nice guys and PIT THEM AGAINST EACH OTHER for the ultimate 'who's the best couple?' playoffs episode! A good ol' competition, VERY fitting for Monica Geller! Find out how we rate our top scoring couples as we revisit their relationships and determine who gets the Best Couple trophy? Hint: THIS WAS EXTREMELY DIFFICULT. But fun! Have a listen and let us know what you think!

This may be the end of season 2 but don't worry, we're taking a short little break to regroup and then we'll be back with season 3 and more of your favourite TV/movie lovebugs! Reminder we have the WORST COUPLE playoffs over on Patreon, so....

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Here it is, our last couple of the season before the finale showdown! Which you will also get this week as a wrap up double feature! This is Christian and Ana from Fifty Shades of Grey and hoo boy is it a doozy. We talk kink, fetishes, BDSM, how this movie is bad at portraying all of that, sex, power dynamics in sex and relationships, childhood trauma and how it manifests, dom/sub, EVERYTHING. 

Also here are some kink and sexual resources listed below that are better and healthier than this movie. Enjoy!

https://www.youtube.com/c/EvieLupine/about

https://wickedgrounds.com/

https://www.demasquemagazine.com/post/11-kinky-podcasts-for-you-to-get-your-kink-education-fix

https://bound-together.net/resources-kink/

https://www.omgyes.com/

OMG HI. We're late, we're sorry. In this episode (WE'RE REACHIN' PLAYOFFS SOON BAYBEEEE) we rate and review Ben and Leslie from Parks and Rec and it's wholesome AF. No but this is a SUPER FUN ONE where we go off the rails within 3.2 seconds, Courtney babbles about National Limb Loss Awareness Month, we discuss complementary qualities in relationships, and have a hard as hell time coming up with cons to this couple. BUT DO WE? CAN WE? ARE BENSLIE IN THE FINALS? Listen and find out! Also we try a new show format where we split up the rating criteria so we don't go on forevah.

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Welcome to ✨Euphoria ✨! Today we talk about Rue and Jules from the HBO show Euphoria! It was a difficult watch for Courtney who watches Christian musicals and DCT seems to think that's all she watches. We discuss addiction, escapism, fleeing from chaos to find it in another, and the beauty of PURE TEEN LOVE. Also DCT draws out the intro again which annoys Courtney as ushe.

CW: addiction, abuse.

Resources if you are struggling:

http://www.camh.ca/

https://www.tirp.ca/lowcost

https://americanaddictioncenters.org/rehab-guide/alcohol-drug-hotline

https://www.ccsa.ca/addictions-treatment-helplines-canada

This week we are returning to Disney for another classic - Aladdin! In this episode we discuss some of the more obvious problems of this movie since its debut, lying in relationships, overcompensating for insecurities, cultural/societal rules of dating, flirting, and more!

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In this episode we ask the age old question: is Angel hot? The much requested Buffy and Angel are our featured couple this week and our second vampire romance! We talk about the age factor, teen love, myth vs reality when it comes to 'the first time', purity culture, open communication, and of course at the end of the ep we rate this couple to see if they make it to the season finale playoffs!

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We're going back to Stars Hollow to talk about another hot small town couple! In this episode Courtney has no idea why anyone thinks Luke and Lorelai should be together but is open to insights....kind of. We get into their friend-lationship bond, Luke's aggression issues, Lorelai's quest for stable love, and sweet moments between them. Find out what we rate this couple! And don't forget to join the Patreon for bonus episodes, early access, and this week we have Jess and Dean fan fiction!

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We're back to apartment 20 and Central Perk to discuss another Friends fave - Chandler and Monica! In this episode we get into the foundation of friendship, complementary personality traits, Monica's "Monica-ness", Shark Porn, Courtney doesn't think Monica ever has to apologize, insecurities about past exes, and more! Find out what we rate this couple at the end! Thank you for listening and don't forget you can get bonus full length and mini episodes plus extra content and early access on Patreon!

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