The Jaded Gamer discusses farting in an elevator like a boss, admitting he talks a lot but says nothing and griefs on parents publicly shaming their children. Plus BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!... I'm pregnant.
The Jaded Gamer asks himself what he'd do if his child ever hit his wife/girlfriend. He also questions how long he'd survive in an endless wave of feral cats. No drugs were consumed, I swear.
The Jaded Gamer invades Novah's cosmos and they talk about God's underwear, the boring flat lands in between Ontario and Alberta and how disgustingly Canadian they actually are.
The Jaded Gamer reveals his human by analyzing the reaction to his reaction to a YouTube Video, finding his Queen and how he and Whitey would be the best basketball team ever.