Tubers! Things that grow in the ground! Potating happily, God bless them! Today, we talk about: magma, horsemeat, brown, worms and slugs, tubes, gourds, raisins, katsu curry and sousaphones. Also tubers!

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Time! Our pitiless enemy, dragging us relentlessly towards the abyss of death. Hooray! Today, we talk about: chariots, camels, beans, jackdaws, the culture war, the Hun, head cheese, galactic winter, and rubbing chilli into your eyes. What else would you expect from a podcast episode about time?

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HAPPY NEW YEAR! It's 2025! Oh my gosh! Quarter of the way through the century! How on earth did that happen? Anyway, today we talk about jumping, solipsism, escalators, the shadowy global elite, Aussie Rules Football, vermin, Advocaat, tongues, monarchs and the heat death of the universe. Also the new year of course! HAPPY NEW YEAR AGAIN! WOOHOOOO!

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It's CHRISTMAS! HOORAY! Today we talk about Christmas obviously, but also about: grit, the apocalypse, hair, livers, bisection, swords, laser-tag, and Joel's bafflingly comprehensive lack of Christmas movie knowledge.

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Electricity! Incredibly useful power source for lights, computers, executions and bringing monsters to life! YEAH! Today we discuss numerical scoring systems, lunch, Bobbit worms, elephant murder, Roman emperors, public information films, boats, cows, Satanistic head rotation and posh kids. Also electricity!

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Games! Play them to avoid falling prey to the overwhelming horror and nausea of existence that will inevitably consume you if ever allow yourself to think about it! Today we discuss the cruelty of the universe, tentacles, metaphor, cheese axes, casinos, 80s computers, fighter planes and wood chips. Also games of course!

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Dance! It's a rhythmic movement of your body to movement! WOW! Find out about this amazing new innovation here! Today we discuss the French Revolution, rifling, school plays, Brazil, TikTok, parenting, sports, and rizz. Also dance, of course! Hooray!

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Bones! The hard crackly bits that stop your flop. Nobody wants to be a meaty flopster. Hooray for bones! Today we discuss crabs, centaurs, venomous bums, prehensile limbs, wheelbarrow/rug/professional wrestling injuries, swedes, the thoughts that keep Dave awake at 3am, butchers, Greek music, elephants, shield bugs and needlessly gendered toys. Also bones.

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Buildings! Live in them! Work in them! Avoid spending time under the horrid sky by being in them! Today we discuss sheep, German conceptual art, gigantic mechasnails, Children of men, our favourite turbs, black pudding and buildings!

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Adverts! They are everywhere and we've made a good few ourselves. Marvel at our expert insight into the world of advertising. In today's episode we discuss Spanish meats, murderous water horses, chickens, Attack of the 50ft Woman, Quiznos (obviously,) the FU response, the Algorithm, the firehose of crap, and Egg Benedicts. All this in addition to, obviously, advertising, which we talk about in-depth. We have made lots of commercials, and this is your chance to gain the benefit of our extensive wisdom and experience.

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