Not since Sly Stallone teamed up with Pele have I witnessed such soccer prowess, but Rauce "The Sauce" Padgett nailed it. The Orlamdo Studios staff was treated to a sneak peek preview of "New Orlando City Player?" from the makers of "If Orlando Were a Movie".  (See, kids, when you are a giant multinational corporation, you give your staff free shit that makes them feel special so you don't have to pay them anything! #lifehacks) There was a discussion about the Velvet Room. #riddle #nothing And, as the show was coming to a close Rauce told us the heart breaking story of Alberto and en epic battle that will be honored in the annuls of history for all of time.