Surprise, Bitch...

Did you really think we would glide through Eroctober without an After Hours special?

Us? The only poddy on the block handing out full-size chocolate bars and cans of pop? 

Surely you're new to the neighbourhood if you expected anything less. 

For this very special After Hours episode, we had none other than the spookiest, the kookiest, the incomparable AUTHOR WHIT SLORP over to hand out treats and to rap the newest chapter in the Chillpimples series: Assquatch.

It's an episode you absolutely do not want to miss. HAPPY HAUNTINGS!

We are back and getting spooky and kooky with Episode 30, Season 3 of Ravage Love as we continue our way through Eroctober. 

This week was Dealer's Choice and the choices were endless. 

Join us as we rap clowns, cryptids, and corn on the cob!

This week's reads were:

Have Some Fun! by Kaye Skellington

Ganged by the Mothmen by Sibley Stamps

Back with Episode 29, Season 3 of Ravage Love and as we inch our way through Eroctober II, we tried some Halloweeny romantic comedies on for size. The fit was not quite right for what we strive to deliver on the show, but we get into it anyway!

This week we rap memes, nihilistic absurdism in the face of the apocalyptic future we are nearing, and make a solemn vow to bring back raunchy, devilish stories for the rest of the month. 

This week's reads were:

Your Coffin or Mine? By Kimberly Rave

Eat Slay Love by Jesse Petersen

It is Episode 28, Season 3 of Ravage Love and our 2nd in a whole month of Eroctober Specials!

This week we remember the dead but not forgotten by reading stories about the Hauntiest of Hotties. 

We read what Julie refers to as the worst book she's ever read and Renée reads a story that listeners have been referring her to for over a year. 

Hold on to your bootiful butts because we're about to get into it!

We read:

Ghosts & Sexual Contact (A Pair Of Ghostly Erotic Short Stories) by Susan Hart

The Haunted Vagina by Carlton Mellick III

It's finally that time of year again when we add a dash of spooky into our sexy weekly readings.

EROCTOBER IS HERE AGAIN!!

We are rolling into the BEST SEASON FOR EROTICA AND ROMANCE EVER!!!

And we are coming in with only the best, the most niche, and the sexiest trope crossovers ever. This week we're reading AMISH VAMPIRE ROMANCE!!!

This week's reads were:

Forsaken: Plain Fear #1 by Leanna Ellis

Original Sin: The Order of Vampires #1 by Lydia Michaels 

Rolling into autumn the only way we know how, we're back with Episode 26, Season 3 of Ravage Love. 

This week we find out which apple reigns and ask the question: can anything sexy happen in an orchard? To find out, we called in an expert. Be sure to tune in to hear our orchard expert talk about orchard life, fruit allergies, and what they read for this week's theme. 

We read:

The Orchard Inn by A.M. Kusi

A Fox in the Orchard: A Paranormal Lesbian Shifter Romance by Layne Baker

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Special Guest Recomendation:

Semper Fi by Keira Andrews

In Episode 25, Season 3 of Ravage Love we read 2 tales of intrigue, mystery, and romance. 

Ok, so only one was worth the pages it was written on but we are still bringing you the recap, as usual, this week on Ravage Love!

We read:

Body Search by Jessica Andersen

Marital Privilege by Ann Voss Peterson

Both books were part of Harlequin's Intrigue collection. 

In episode 24, Season 3 of Ravage Love we park our folding chairs and watch the very bizarre relationship between Harlequin and NASCAR unfold around us. 

Reading some extremely niche romance isn't new for us, but NASCAR as a subgenre gave us some serious red flags. 

Join us as we talk left turns, try to remember driver's names, and get driven crazy as we recount these nasty tales.

We read:

Almost Famous by Gina Wilkins

Total Control by Pamela Britton

In Episode 23*, Season 3 of Ravage Love, we get our asses to our classes and do some required reading with a couple of stories that get us hot for teacher. 

This week we read a couple tantalizing, and surprisingly unproblematic tales of love for all bodies and abilities and get schooled on what it means to find your soulmate. 

This week's reads were:

Gays of Our Lives by Kris Ripper

Getting Schooled by Emma Chase

*PLEASE NOTE* At the beginning of the episode, Renée enthusiastically declares that it is Episode 33 of the season. That was the Bacardi talking and we apologize for any inconvenience this may cause. 

It's Epsiode 22, Season 3 of Ravage Love and we are reading the incredible Danielle Steel - an author who's name is synonymous with the romance industry. 

This week we're bringing you the reads, the reenactments, and a flurry of titillating facts to feed your brain and stoke your fire. 

We read:

Rogue by Danielle Steel

The Klone and I by Danielle Steel