Milky and Katcheenya rant about their experience driving to Colorado thus far.

Milky and Kathia ramble through Ohio

Milky experienced how suburbia reacts to a tornado warning.

Milky and Katcheenya ramble about poop (what else is new), California, and Milky complains about his returning flight.

Milky rambles about the first half of his trip to California. For the record, when his sister returns home and is showing him pictures, he's thinking of Rick Ross.

Milky rambles about astrology for a half hour, sorry in advance.

Milky reveals his terrible experience moving from an inner city to the suburbs of Trumbull in the middle of the fourth grade.

Milky challenges karma as he attempts to reserve the last seat at Avengers: Infinity War, then rambles about his gypsy heritage.

Milky babbles about his first float, reveals his ghost stories, and rambles about Radiohead, Trump, Tinder, and his latest dream.

An uncomfortably stoned Milky relives his poop hell nightmare and insults Snapchat news.