-Bio has been resurrected!

-The crew is excited about RivalCon, but not chain office supply stores or safe repair persons

-The Pink Box returns, and Killer's dates are given a 3.5/5 Yelp review

-Who Tweeted It: Tara Edition

-Bio's out sick, so Hax fills in while Varyar takes fourth chair

-The panel discusses at what age one is "old" and the secrets to staying young (spoiler: 30's are awesome because we can afford all the fun toys

-Varyar mocks the others for what he perceives as a lack of epic amazement at their parties – apparently games with friends isn't hard-core enough for his liking. At least the rest of us have legit memories of our shindigs!

-Devious Furball returns to the Fourth Chair, and Bio's on a quest to see how many times he can trigger Baroness in a single episode.

-The Ghost from GIP shows up to disrupt conversation

-The crew talks upcoming projects, copyright issues in Let's Playing, how to make Flag Day more edgy, and favorite comfort foods (to recoup from Bio's triggering)

-Happy anniversary to the Tap Team!

-Baroness got Bio an Asian chick, but Killer has a girlfriend now (she'll send him cookies later in the week).

-Bubba joins fourth chair, but oddly does not encourage the main trio to purchase things. He may have been an imposter.

-In honor of On Tap making it one FULL year on air, Bio conducts an internet scavenger hunt with the chat participants. The prize for each round? A thousand RivalBucks!

- Scavenger Image Hunt Winners:

1. Lyserg - http://i.imgur.com/QOlkaW6.png

2. Dee - https://media.giphy.com/media/I0XkbK7YqF9u0/giphy.gif

Olive - http://i.imgur.com/IS4Lbcv.jpg

3. Olive - http://imgur.com/oMqwGdv

4. banished - http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/240/558/d76.jpg

-Baron joins the Tap Room!

-Baroness doesn't feel well, so the guys are also wearing jammies and bathrobes in a show of solidarity. She loses control of the show early on.

-The team talks about the RivalEconomy, ideas for RivalCons, how Killer would make an excellent Princess Leia, and the bad anime Bio's getting hooked on during his mission to Mars

-The guys are out on RCM business, so Vampy and VelvetDove stop by to discuss pertinent women's issues: how to aid women in oppressed countries (send Varyar to liberate them), plots to win the Powerball (Vampy needs to use her genie ring), and how to deal with both exes and seagulls (we learn the girls are a lot more violent than the guys).

-It's game night in the Tap House, sponsored by the film Dirty Dances With Wolves!

-Killer picks some tough trivia questions for his teammates, and Baroness's game of Fact or Crap turns out to be a lot more questionable than originally thought.

-Doesn't matter, though – she and Bio are heading to South Korea to go to a sheep cafe!

-The guys are back, and they brought Dee with them

-The crew goes off on random tangents pretty much the entire show. They didn't even need the pink box (professionalism!)

-Star Wars: The Asians Awaken!

-HOLY CRAP IT'S SEASON TWO!

-A sleep-deprived Baroness is so excited that she kidnaps Hax and Vible to the Tap Room to start the show early, followed by Killer and Baron later on.

-Among the night's topics: why Luke Skywalker needs to go to the Dark Side, plans for 2016, New Year's traditions, tangents about language, food, and Freedom Fries.

-Santa Claus stops by the Tap Room to explain the true workings of Christmas

-The team takes turns singing RCM Christmas carols. Santa is only moderately horrified.

-Who Tweeted It: Ho Ho Ho Edition

-Merry Christmas to all!