Don't you wish sometimes a hole would just swallow you up ;)

This week is all about those embarrassing moments... join us this week while we cringe over adult breastfeeding, having sex with a stomach bug, randy urologists, carnival cock rings and accidental circumcisions....Grab a glass of wine this week where we absolutely die over the big... or 'little' c**k reveal...

We are back and heading to the gay ballot... from Trump's new jersey photoshoot, water fountains into wine, free poppers for everyone and community service for straight people! Come join our gay cabinet in the house of gaylords where we talk taxing stupid people, fisting up and down the nation and do prostitutes deserve the 5% pay rise? Grab a glass and lay down the law this week !

RBTW'S FIRST UNEDITED POD... YOU GET ALL THE JUICE!!!

From London to Brighton we frot between the two prides... the battle for the power top and bottom is on!!! From bonding over bolli and clitty inflatables we also ask ourselves, is Rishi Sunak the ultimate twunk, is there a dating app specifically for horny pharmacists, are electronic tags the new fashion statement and have we been getting tucks wrong all this time!!!! Grab a glass and join in the conversation this week.... UNEDITED!!!!

This week is all about giving those dreaded dating apps some TLC as well as some TMI!!! Discussing all things from Brighton Pride lineups to QR codes on condoms, polishing off knobs at 4am, Elon Musk's new porno and Grindr the uber eats of gay sex and what is worse... selling bogies on Only Fans or waking up from a hook up black out in a Marvel onesie.... pour yourself a large one and turn your app notifications on and at the ready and lets explore together!!

No shitty sponsors or soggy horse biscuits will hold back the convo this week.. from recruiting gay Yodas to help with coming out, the journey of a micro penis, mum catching you riding you mate like a bull and scheduling your 'clients' from your knocking shop car.... if that wasn't enough we give a dose of a ted talking anus and speak about the brand new campaign...'BREED THEM DON'T BRAND THEM' Grab a glass and come join in the convo!

Council estate coronations with Princesses Chlamydia and Chardonnay, gay 'dick-tators' and the all important ragging and repenting... no holding back as this week is all about rants and putting those homophobes on blast! From 'camping it up' with your married cousin, FaceTime fun with Grandpa and the important pantie swap (and these are not even the gays)... grab a glass and join in the conversation!

Forgive me daddy i live to sin.... get ready to enter the 'confession booth' and beg for forgiveness! From being impregnated in the line at Lidl, being filled up on the jubilee line or trading insults rather than infections with the local prostitutes. Rounding up with a what's worse between 5am hookups in the company of mummy, drinking the family heirloom and blaming dead brother and we ask you the question...would you rather confess to sucking off a carrot or tasting pineapple p***y.... Grab a glass and join in the confession!

Hitting the big 10 week mark this week we talk all things social need-ia and media (we won't be spreading it around like a lingering STI)...join us as we discuss those thirst traps on insta, filth bags on twitter and are Grindr and Only Fans for the desperate as well as the social? From live action Jeremy Kyle remakes, zoophilia making a reappearance and the famous 'knobstacle course' grab a glass and join in the conversation as we educate, inspire and disturb all at the same time... lock up your socials as we are on the prowl....

What would gay living be without some horror stories? This week we discuss all things first, thirst and worst! From freezing elephant spunk to being railed by Mr Bean! Holes like caves, grooming up the staircase and playing with your friends 'game boy'...Come and listen to some true horror firsts including 'the log splitter' and tearing your 'man hymen'... Grab yourself a glass and dive right in!!

From getting aroused by anus resembling tree bark, a potential sneeze being a cock tease, the struggle finding Sunset Blvd glory holes and sinking beers with Adam Lambert... Oh we have had some catching up to do! Grab yourself a glass and dive in with us, we promise we won't leave it as long next time!