Read My Shorts

All that incessant yacking. Raucous chatter and gossip. It's enough to drive a man to seek desperate measures.

Playing possum works for a little while. But sometimes it can go on way too long.

There's nothing like a little peripatetic adventure to refresh the soul and revitalize the old bones. But sometimes those old bones don't know what they're in for.

New Year. New hopes and dreams. And since you're dreaming... dare to dream BIG!

It's been said that it's "better to give than to receive." Try telling that to this receiver.

Birthdays...milestone events that mark the passage of our lives. Year after year. Hopefully

Halloween? Already? What better way to kick it off than scaring your socks off with this dark, ghastly tale of horror.

"War is Hell." Not just for those who fight it. But also for those who wait at home. Nervous. Praying. War IS hell.

Turkey day! Happy Thanksgiving, y'all. Hope you have a great one. He would have liked to skip it.

Freezer gettin' a bit empty. Well, grab your gun...the woods is full of free meat.