Read My Shorts

Everyone should have a neighbor kid like him. RAYMOND! Aaarrrggghhh!

Sometimes our words and actions hurt others. It's especially tragic when we don't even realize we did it.

Was it by design? Choice? Or was something else preventing them from having children?

It was out. Unleashed to wreak destruction on the world. The beast was out.

Oh the intrigue. The secret joy of making yourself invisible. Nobody even sees you standing right in front of them.

It takes all the pressure off when you're playing with house money. Sometimes.

A real Romeo. Delighting women everywhere...until he didn't.

Want to get rich quick? Stocks? Bonds? Meh! Go get'cha some gold.

What's a man to do. Stock market getting al jittery and ever thing. Well...there's only one thing he can do.

Some lines seem to go on forever. Some...for an eternity.