So many new characters have arrived! Not all of them equally lovable.

Any window can technically be a door if you're willing to work hard enough.

In which Jonathan Harker is not having a good time and casual misogyny enters the chat.

(I have a new microphone, so the audio quality has radically improved!)

In which we learn that Count Dracula has a lot of books about England and a remarkable disdain for mirrors.

[Note: episode re-recorded for audio quality 4-12-21]

In which Jonathan Harker eats a lot of paprika and wants you to know that he's not drunk and everything that happened is real.

[Note: re-recorded for improved audio 4/11/2021]