Hello friends, This episode is the audio of a show I did at Open Signal here in Portland for viewing on the local public access channels. We read about a chapter and half of The Book of Job. In addition, we talk about catch phrases, taking bad news poorly and there is an easter egg you can find near the end.

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Hello all, In this episode we read Chapter 4 of Ezekiel, where Yahweh forces Ezekiel to lay on his side, eat starvation rations of crackers cooked of a fire build with dried shit and play army men against a toy Jerusalem. In addition we learn about why I don't like knee jerk libertarian comedians, my opinions on net neutrality and Track Palin goin' off the rails on his old man.

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Hello all, In this episode we finish reading Ezekiel Ch 3, where Yahweh gives Ezekiel an impossible task. In addition I rant about Ron Moore (thank you Alabama for not electing that pile of shit), my new girlfriend (thank you Danni Zamudio for being fucking amazing) and the difficulties of being a Televangelist before television.

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PS - Please come to Helium Comedy Club on 12/20 at 8PM to hear me and a bunch of my funny friends read the story of Samson for Christmas.

Hello all, In this weeks episode, I am proud to present my segment from the first annual Portland Podcast Festival held on 12/2. In it I read John 3:16 the Christian's number one campaign slogan. In addition we learn about god's "love", how bad a salesman Jesus was and what is the best possible afterlife.

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Hello all, In this weeks episode we read the first half of Ezekiel Ch 3. In addition we learn about how dope the Portland Podcast Festival was, the death of the American Dream and a magic scroll human centipede.

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Hello all, In this episode we read Ezekiel chapter 2, where Yahweh gives Ezekiel an offer he really, really can't refuse. In addition we learn about why normalizing Nazis is stupid, open mic crazy people and which character I would be in the Breakfast Club.

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Hello friends, In this episode we read the second half of chapter 1 of the book of Ezekiel. In addition we learn about John Grisham being a gross pile of shit, who some of my favorite comedians are and why I always ask if I can kiss someone.

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Hello friends, In this episode we start reading the Book of Ezekiel which opens with a scene from a metal video. In addition we learn about the death threat glass ceiling, Fox News making sense and why rock and roll can save your psyche.

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Hello all, In this episode we read chapter 6 of Psalms where David gets more weepy than ever before. In addition we learn about not killing yourself, old money complaints and why Manafort will probably be just fine.

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Hello friends, In this episode we read chapter 5 of the Book of Psalms where David orders Yahweh more. In addition we talk about #metoo, what I would do with a trillion dollars and throat tombs.

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