Hello all,This is part one of the reading of the Nativity Story @ Helium Comedy Club. In this episode we learn about the immaculate conception and the manger. In addition we learn about the first cockolding, the value of having more than one stone and making up totally new names.

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Hello all,This is the second part of the live reading of the Nativity Story @ Helium Comedy Club. We read about the terrified sheppards and Herrod getting pissed. In addition we learn about the Bible Family Circus, Reactions to Angel Army Commands, and That New Messiah Smell.

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Hello all,This is part three of the live reading of nativity story at Helium Comedy Club. In this episode we read about the three wise men and Herod's final solution. In addition, learn about the value of gold to a baby, shit trick gifts and the brown road less traveled.

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Hello all, In this episode we read chapter 12 of Revelations where we learn about the war in heaven between Micheal and the Dragon. In addition we learn about toddlers with crowbars, how not to fight a flying opponent and why the return of Jesus will be a huge bummer for the NRA.

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Hello all, In this episode we read chapter 11 of The Book of Revelation which tells the story of two fire breathing hobo street preachers and a ruler. In addition we learn about all I want for Christmas, the reasons to watch animal acts at the circus and open mic comedy.

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Hello all, In this episode we get to hear what the 7th angel says...or do we. In addition we learn about false climaxes, getting attention by pretending to know shit and the dangers of eating too much ice cream cake.

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Hello all, In this episode we read chapter 9 of Revelations which details two great woes and two heavy, nightmarish hallucination. In addition we learn about comic timing, the negative connotations of the abyss and what is the best part of the tribulation.

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Hello all, In this episode we see what happens when angels start blowing horns after a thirty minute wait. We also learn about why Steve Miller Band sucks, traveling the speed of light and why timing is everything.

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Hello all, In this episode we read chapter 7 of the Book of Revelation where we see Yahweh spare some people for not the best reasons. Also, we learn about the greatest sweeper in the world, the great Conan religious debate and how this podcast might get me fired.

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Hello all, In this episode we read about the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. In addition, we learn about who to watch out for in a fight, why living through Armageddon is not a great plan and the dangers of basement living.

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