Ready Set Blow Podcast

Randy welcomes the hilariuous Michael Turner to the show. Mike opens the show talking bout his days working in sales. Randy asks Mike about his sytle of comedy and doing "man on the street" videos. Randy asks about his love of Cincinnati and the Bengals. They boys talk about getting to work with some of the biggest names in the business. They close with the news - Jimmy Kimmel's "prank" at the Emmys and a guy goes on a Tinder date in all 50 states.

Outro: "Queens Galaxy" by Gee Dubs

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Randy has comedian Jeremy Scippio back in studio. Randy olaunches into a convo about corporate waste. The fellas discuss the retirement of Serena Williams. This leads to a interesting conversation on black culture and the impact on broader society. Jeremy talks about maturing in the melting pot that is America. The boys move on to talk about language and cancelling people from the past. They bring the show home with the news - a woman gets pregnant with twins from 2 different fathers, a woman tries to get away with driving in the HOV lane because she's pregnant, and a woman says she caught her boyfriend cheating because he lasted too long in bed.

Outro: "Queens Galaxy" by Gee Dubs

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Randy checks in with his Boston homie Matthew P. Brown this week. They open the show talking about calling customer service. Randy wonders if corporations, and not people, are pushing the "woke" agenda now. The boys move on to discuss how long you can tastefully glance at a woman's boobs. Matt talks about planning his upcoming wedding. The boys finally dive into the existential topics - genetics vs. self-improvement, dwelling on the past, getting comfortable with sadness and dying with grace. They lighten the mood to close the show by talking about their interesting holiday weekends.

Outro: "Queens Galaxy" by Gee Dubs

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Randy chops it up at the kitchen table with his buddy Braxton in a special "homemade" epsidoe of the podcast. Randy opens up reminiscing about taping the podcast in his living room back in Boston. They boys dive deep and discuss their favorite TV show - Love Island UK. Braxton wonders what it would be like to be famous in another country but live in the US. Discussing the show 'Dopesick', the fellas address the opiod crisis and the Sackler crime family. Braxton tells Randy all about "gay baiting". They close with the big news of the week - a study finds women cheat more than men.

Outro: "The Galaxy Mix" by Gee Dubs

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Randy is joined by podcast-favorite Lizzy Weisman. Lizzy opens up talking about the whole process of freezing her eggs. Randy asks Lizzy if women have interesting and deep conversations, because he's never overheard one between them. The move on to talk about the trappings of fame. Lizzy tells the tale of going on a date with the guy who invented revenge porn. The somehow move on to talk about getting old what happens when you die. Randy ponders dating conjoined twins. They close with the news - Women have 3 types of orgasm, getting a DUI on a scooter at Walmart, and anal sex is exploding in popularity.

Outro: "The Galaxy Mix" by Gee Dubs

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Comedian and Marine vet, Bryson Banks joins Randy in studio. Randy opens the show by telling the story about the time a monkey stole his shades. Bryson talks about growing up as and getting into trouble in a small town in Oklahoma. Randy asks Bryson how his motivation to join the Marines and become a sniper. Bryson talks about the transition back into society after a depolyment. Randy gets into the weeds about sniper training. The boys close with the news - a elderly woman has a giant penis erected at her gravesite and a man cancelled a woman's flight to visit him because she wouldn't have sex with him.

Outro: "The Galaxy Mix" by Gee Dubs

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Randy sits down with the multi-talented Emily Browning. They open the show talking about teacher pay. Emily moves on to discuss dating older people. The two jump into the deep end and have a lengthy conversation about meeting people on fetish sites and being in open relationships. Randy theorizes that dumb people are happier. Randy asks Emily about being raised very religious. Emily closes the show trying to convince Randy to get involved on TikTok.

Outro: "The Galaxy Mix" by Gee Dubs

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Randy welcomes Miami's-own Ricky Cruz to the show. They kick off the show talking about getting high in the morning. The fellas discuss the difference between Cubans and other hispanics. Randy ask Ricky about his experience working as a high school teacher. The boys get nostalgic about their time in college. They move on and talk about colonizing space. Ricky tells tales of his time living in LA and partying with Joey Diaz and Ralph May. Randy asks Ricky about his time working as a professional clown. They close with the news - A woman who showers only once every 10 days and a Chick-fil-A franchise is paying volunteers in chicken sandwiches

Outro: "The Galaxy Mix" by Gee Dubs

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Randy is joined in the new studio by his buddy Nathan Loe. They jump in the deep end and start the show talking about the afterlife. Nathan talks about the wild shows he does at desert raves and Accidental Chaos. The boys talk about douchey crypto dudes. Nathan tells the story of Randy trading his neighbor a Dr. Pepper for free access to her OnlyFans account. They somehow get around to talking about breast milk and sperm banks. Randy asks Nathan about dating in LA. The fellas touch on existential dread before they close with the news - A preacher gets robbed for $1mm in jewelry during Sunday service and Subway is giving out free sandwiches for life if you get a footling tattoo

Outro: "The Galaxy Mix" by Gee Dubs

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Randy records a special vacation episdoe with his brother, Gee Dubs. They open the show talking about taking government money. Randy asks Jess about what its like being in a labor union. The brothers move on to talk about criminal justice and the death penalty. Randy brings up the difference of accountability between men and women. Gee talks about the process of making his latest album and Randy compares that to coming up with comedy material. The boys compare the homeless in NYC to LA. They discuss the new gaming world and the metaverse. The fellas close with the news - parents who swing when their kids are at camp, Ricky Martin's incest charges, and a Florida disabled woman who sued Southwest for falling out of her wheelchair.

Be sure to check out Gee Dubs new album "The Most Gifted" dropping soon on all music platorms and follow him @geedubs and @giftedhoods

Outro: "The Galaxy Mix" by Gee Dubs

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