Michael and Nick give Halloween advice! 

Michael and Nick give advice on wearing an girlfriends ex boyfriends Halloween costume, do you own half the house if you pay half the bills but aren't on the mortgage do you still own half of the house? What do you tell your friends who try to take advantage of your business, how to not get nervous at an open mic, how to tell your father he has another kid. 

Michael and Nick give advice on what to do when your boss sells you something that's junk, how to deal with a friend that is doing something immoral, how to get your girlfriend to stop sleeping and spend some quality time with you, why your girl may not give you the same things she's given past boyfriends and how to stop chronic.... um... not sure I can say that without getting flagged. 

Michael and Nick give advice on becoming more witty, finding out if you're actually just a side chick, the best way to fire your best friend, how to let people that "aren't good enough for you" down and what to do when you find out your father is a serial robber. 

Michael and Nick give advice on dealing with killing spiders when you live alone, if it's a good idea or not to check yourself into a mental health clinic when your mental heath is fine, how to be smooth when it counts, dirty grandpa question and another one of our listeners is being blackmailed. 

Michael and Nick decide to wing the whole episode. As you may have expected, it was a mistake. 

Michael and Nick give advice on what to do when you're not attracted to a certain body part, what to do when your work partner is boring, how to bounce back from a lie that you never thought would catch up to you, how to say no and be firm about it and how to get your husband to take you out when there is a new baby around. 

Michael and Nick give advice on keeping your therapist honest, creepy friends of your dad, how to figure out ring size, if you should break up with your SO if you think it's better for them in the long run and is it wrong to be with a girl who is ugo in hopes she will bloom into a beauty? 

Michael and Nick give advice on how to stop talking yourself out of dating perfectly good guys, what to do when someone is blackmailing you with embarrassing information they know about you, what to do when you're insecure about your body, how to get up the nerve to sing in front of people and how to find out why someone blocked you. 

Michael and Nick give advice on how to deal with someone who is after your girl, how to get a girl back after you've said some unforgivable stuff to her, how to take advantage of your parents forgetfulness and is purchasing a lady of the night the right move for you?