Ready, Set, Fail!

What happens when you give up your valuable knowledge of rocket propulsion and join a cult? Sex Magick. What happens when you release 1.5 Million balloons without knowing where they'll go? Sex Magi-- er no. Disaster. Episode 19 of RSF is here! Subscribe today!

Why'd the Mongoose cross the Ocean? To get to the other side! Also to kill and eradicate the natural island inhabitants to the point of extinction. And in a revisit to the failures of the 76ers, Bryan Colangelo takes a page out of the Russian Twitter Playbook and gets caught. It's #18! It's RSF!

In 1778 during the Austro-Turkish War, a great battle took place where almost 10,000 men lost their lives due to some very strong Schnapps and a lot of friendly fire. And if you've never visited to the beautiful vacation destination of the Salton Sea, do your nostrils a favor and don't. Get ready to fail on this week's RSF!

When Oprah said the famous "You get a car! You get a car! You get a car!" you might be surprised to hear it had a price tag attached. And he is the wealthiest bachelor in Russia... who owns 51% of the Brooklyn Nets. Get your fail on people!

Valerio Viccei was one of the greatest bank robbers of all time, but his ego and love for cars brought it all crashing down. And there is only man in history to pull off a plane hijacking and get away with it and so little is known about him that the only thing do we know about D.B. Cooper is that his name isn't D.B. Cooper. It's heist week on RSF!

Have you ever had Beer Goggles?! Well how about 4Loko Spectacles? If you went to college in the mid 2010s you can still smell the stench of the OG 4Loko drink - but you wont find it anywhere today. And if you've ever seen someone with those fancy Snapchat Spectacles, please go up to them and ask... Why? It's RSF #14, "Are You 4Loko For Spectacles?"

It would be terrifying if there was a nuke missing somewhere off the Atlantic coast right? How about 11 missing nukes? And back in 1970, you can easily guess the results of a "gay cure" experiment on the brain, but you'll never guess the absolutely bizarre method used. Its unlucky #13 of RSF!

Conan O'Brien is soon to be the longest standing late night talk show host of all time... but that doesn't mean he always got what he wanted. And during its weirder days, the CIA engineered a FrankenKitty Spy that couldn't even make it across the street... sounds cute though right? Week 12! Ready, Set, Fail!

If you were one of the first visitors to Disney's California Adventure, then you were the biggest star in Hollywood who rode the worst ride ever made. And we can be honest, failure can sometimes be a good thing, but it can also force your resignation as general manager of the 76ers. This week on Ready, Set, Fail!

America's ill-will towards getting vaccinated dates all the way back to the 70s. Have you got the flu vaccine yet? Neither have we! (Oops). And if you missed your big break at getting to the Olympics, don't worry so did seven billion other people... oh and also Rodeo? That's right, its number TEN for Ready, Set, Fail!