Ready to Rumble with Bird & Bard

Time to rumble once again, folks! After a 6 month hiatus, we're back in the saddle and talking about Asmongold, a man so boring we mainly just talk about video games.

Funny story: we talk about Asmongold, and then he gets banned from Twitch. COINCIDENCE?!? 

Remember, there is no worst, only worse. WARNING: mucho child abuse in this one. Doctor's orders: take care, look after yourself. 

Ozzy, Hulk and Charlie finally get laid to rest, with all of the pomp and circumstance the right can muster. Which is to say, it's gaudy and classless as f*ck. 

Yeah, it's confusing, and yeah, there are more post colonics than a proctologist's clinic, and yeah, it's a title clunkier than a Star Wars re-release. But in life and in death, Charlie Kirk was a terrible human surrounded by terrible humans.

We know, it's confusing. We're confused as well. And bemused with the news on Charlie Kirk. We interrupt our regularly scheduled broadcast to bring you this two-parter INSIDE of a two-part episode!

Imagine seeing Hulk Hogan and Ozzy Osbourne pass and decide that a roided-out wrestler is worth more deference than the literal Prince of Darkness. As always, Doc Scorpion brings the receipts on our latest LIVE show! 

He's back! And even dumber than before!

Join Doc Scorpion and I on my time as an undercover right-wing shithead, where I discuss what "Woke" means with Rumble podcaster Teddy Daniels. Spoiler alert: it gets REAL stupid. 

Buckle your Bible Belts, kids. We found a legitimate woman on Rumble!

Meet JP Sears. Then do everything you can to erase that memory.