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Listen, we know what ended up happening. But sometimes it's good to revisit simpler times, like 3 hours before game 5 of the qualifying series. We were so young, so full of hope. Alas.

This week we talk about the NHL's embarrassing crack at social justice, or should we say solidarity, and real live NHL games! They happened! We miss them already. Listen to us break down the first 4 games of the series against Columbus and dream of a future that didn't involve a second shut out by Korpisalo.

You know that old saying, if you don't have anything nice to say, just record a podcast about it? This week Helen and Liz congratulate the Leaf's beloved captain on his upcoming second child via the medium of accidental roast, offer some thoughts on the recently announced NHL awards, and discuss the investigative prowess of everyone's favourite intrepid boy reporter, Mitch Marner.

We're back and so is hockey … which is weird and conflicting and we need to work through our feelings about this.

This week we discuss the NHL Draft and our new favourite team, Team E, the new CBA and the NHL's return to the Olympics, and the elephant in the room, the NHL's Return the Play plans. It's a mess, folks. At least we have Hotel X, we'll always have Hotel X.

What do you get when you combine three drunk gals and a hockeyless quarantine episode? Whatever this is!

We're joined by the wonderful Ruby to discuss the myriad of Leafs content, labour rights during a pandemic, the new Toronto-based NWHL team, and most importantly, our beloved Tkachuks.

Finally, sit back and enjoy as we regale you with stories from hockey's history as we put our own spin on Drunk (Hockey) History.

These are the Twitch streams that never end, they just go on and on my friend. The players starting streaming them as a way to fill their time, and they'll continue streaming because they have no real bedtime.

What do you call a hockey podcast with no hockey? Asking for a friend.

There's no rules in quarantine so get ready so a wildly chaotic time as we discuss the social media adventures of bored NHLers, poor facial hair decisions, Elizabeth's deep appreciation for sibling content, who is quarantining together and why is it Frederik Andersen and Auston Matthews?

Finally, we answer even more listener questions and decide the fate of NHLers we've forced to quarantine together. Who will come out with a new friend and who will come out with blood on their hands? Listen to find out!

It's a mailbag episode, folks!

Join us as we discuss who's discovered Tik Tok, who's drastically changing their hair, which Leafs would survive on a deserted island, and much more.

Day 5 without hockey. We've forgotten the sound of skates on ice. How many teams even are there in the NHL? What's goalie interference? Oh wait, we never knew that.

Well folks, they cancelled sports. This week we talk about the news on everyone's mind: the coronavirus. But don't worry, it's not all pandemic talk! We also talk the forgotten Leaf to Leaf, weird NHL wedding traditions, and how we imagine the Leafs are handling quarantine.

Finally, we cast the NHL into different TV Tropes because what are we if not a bunch of tried and true archetypes.

We had a normal one in Leafs Land this week – if by normal you mean disregarding players' humanity because they haven't been playing up to your standards. Oh and they have sponsorships, so screw 'em!

On a more positive note, we were introduced to the delight that is Len Barrie Sr this week. We break down the Mentor's Trip Blueprint, the odd couple that is Jake Muzzin and Tyson Barrie, and join Zach Hyman in calling the Leafs' Player Poll a farce! (Not actually, it was perfect – Zach needs to take his old brown shoes and relax)

Meanwhile, St. Louis continues to be the worst, white women are finally getting the recognition they deserve (sarcasm, don't worry), and the Leafs managed to win one (1) game!

Whomst amongst us hasn't gone on an incredibly popular podcast and been the absolute definition of h*rny on main? Is it not a universal experience to admit to an army of listeners that you're in your feelings about a bro and his new girlfriend?

This week we're joined by Rahef to break down Auston's complete lack of chill, trade deadline shenanigans, and the importance of celebrating the real heroes of the LGBTQ+ community, the allies. Finally, we plan our hometown dates with our final four bachelor contestants. Who will have ulterior motives? Who will find love in beautiful scenic B.C.? And who will experience the charm of Southern Ontario cottage parties firsthand? Tune in to Bachelor in Leafs-Land to find out.