Hola everyone in and from the Real Human Bings zone! We love that you are still zoning with us.

Here's another Frankensteined episode with some random bits we talked about. Specifically, how we'd fix playoff sports and a rant about rich people and corpos hating on the workers of the world. Yeah, that's right, we're true Marxists now guys. (And don't worry, we go down the same conversation rabbit holes we always do about D&D, Star Wars, and our own egos.)

Lastly, Picks of the Week. That is all.

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What ho fine travelers! Let the RHBer's bend your ear a while and regale you with random ramblings cut from a full episode!

This time, Mr. Murdock commits foul crimes in Buffalo, the new Twilight Zone is mentioned in the briefest of cameos, and the boys realize that Bill Burr's name said quickly sounds like Bilbo the hobbit. Last, a shallow dive into Jordan "Baby back ribs" Peterson (I assume that's what the B stands for) and his podcast with Canadian guy Rex Murphy. That's about it my dudes.

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Whoa, look out! The Vampire Vigilante is out! (Get it? Cuz Bobby Pattinson was also in Twilight?)

It's a whole new Batman movie, called "The Batman" this time so don't get confused. It's like that whole thing with "The Suicide Squad" right? A conversations months long in the making between the Bings is included because it's so epic! Or is that tepid? The Bings can't decide.

Also our favorite segment that's totally not plagiarized, Picks of the Week! Check it out or the Man who is a Bat might visit you. (Wow, how's that for weird threatening language?)

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Yo dawg, this edit's loose and light today so get on in there!

The Bings do their annual tradition of reading each other's fortunes by the Chinese calendar from a random internet site. Will Jacob ever get a good romance year? Will Aulden regret his decision to buy a house?

On deck is a cruise through the AARP's Movies for Grownups awards. (Who knew that was a thing?) Last but not least, Picks of the Week!

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The wheel winds and the wheel winds some more and then I guess it keeps going?

Our impression of the first episode of "Wheel of Time"? It's pretty circular if you ask me. An expert (Aulden) and a novice (Jacob) for one of the most popular fantasy series of all time took a look and have some thoughts. Are they interesting thoughts? Eh.

Also, we finish our long running "I'm Walken Here" series with some weird and wacky and Lynchian surreal horrorish advertisements on the subway. And last but not least, Picks of the Week! (Stay tuned until the very end for some bonus stuff with everyone's favorite Human Bing, Julie!)

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Wowie this was a long one to finish. It was bit cursed with a lot of work having to get done on it, almost like Denis didn't want our lukewarm takes about this movie to be out there! (*Gasp*)

Yes we are indeed speaking about the 2021 Oscar nominated film "Dune" with a special guest, Marc Schermerhorn! We touch on our histories with Dune the property, our Good, Bad and Uglies, and look at rule 34 of the navigators! Last but not least, picks of the week!

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Hey! I'm Walken here! Jacob is in a Real Human Field Trip at the Big Apple and he went to three baseball games in that time - the Yankees, the Mets, and the minor league team, the Brooklyn Cyclones! Which one was the definitive best that you should attend if you can only do one? Don't worry, he made a rubric and is going to walk through it with you, and his best buddy Aulden!

After that, a new segment called, Into the Vault, where there's a previously unreleased bonus the Bings forgot about... Get a glimpse into sleepy minds and Aulden's thoughts on the phrase "Have a Nice Day!" Lastly, we pick out some picks for Picks of the Week!

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What's up Glibglobs? It's "Where in the World is Jacob?" time for Aulden as he's calling from a hot steamy car in an undisclosed location. Will Aulden be able to figure out the clues and dox his friend?

Also these boys talk about the boyz, those of a Glacier variety. Yes, it's the Fan Controlled Football League, a twitch based experiment attempting to create a new way of watching football. Did it work? Eh. Lastly, Picks of the Week!

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...where we came in? Are we stuck in a loop? Uh oh, sounds like a crazy situation for a Game Over Man!

The game we are overing today? Devolver Digital's newest indie type idle roguelike other adjectives, Loop Hero. You play in the ruins of a destroyed world, trying to resurrect your own memories. (Dark Souls what?) However, the only way you can help your hero as he loops endlessly through the world is by placing monster tiles to buff him up more and more. It's a weird mechanic that we thought was worth an episode!

(Also we talk about how good Hades is because we can't stop it for some reason) Listen to it now! Wait, isn't this...

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It's finally come. An epic showdown for the ages with Bing fighting against Bing. (I guess this framing would work better for "Batman v. Superman" but when you start with a courtroom framework, you commit at some point)

That's right, fear no longer because RHB is here to give their two cents on everyone's favorite dark and brooding film de jour, "Zach Synder's Justice League"! Joined with RHB Stephen Smart, who, along with us, predicted in 2017 this would never happen. Well, we're at least good to our word that we would watch it when if it ever came out! We dive into our thoughts on the four hour long cinematic experience. (Jacob and Aulden did it all in one sitting while doing a drinking game!)

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