I hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving! My Chinese immigrant parents don't celebrate the holidays, I'm in a black girl phase, and when I was a kid I thought you could make a girl cum with just love.

I ramble about famous people and celebrity couples.

Baseball stinks, Stephen's wack, pale 10 Below workers, bad Asian drivers and a car accident I got into few years ago.

I have computer problems, over the weekend I held a girls' bag and completely regretted it. I talk about when I got drunk and got hit by a car. thanks to Anonymous Belly for being cover art.

I talk about the time where I had to pee really badly at a Buffalo Halloween few years ago.

I'm obsessed with Justin Bieber's new "Sorry" music video, I talk about celebrity comebacks, my theories on how what Bill Cosby can do to have a good image again, and how I shit the bed in my salsa class.