Olde Meri returns to the FRICKIN CARRIAGE HOUSE and waxes poetic on some stupid trees. Kody doesn't want Janelle back. But he does. Except he doesn't. Robyn wishes she could be 'fun' like Jen. It's Christine's 50th birthday party and my soul is dying.

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Olde Meri finally figures out Kody isn't interested. Robin isn't wearing purple! And she doesn't actually shed tears though she makes a weird face. Mykelti is pregante with twins. And Truly rides a bike...amongst other things no one cares about!

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Janelle and Christine have Easter out of spite. Kody is awful as per usual. Robyn continues to know nothing and wear purple. Olde Meri reminds us that no one cares. And she's at the frickin carriage house again.

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Kody is the world's crappiest dad. Meri IS STILL MESSIN WITH THAT CARRIAGE HOUSE. Robyn lies some more. The kids spill the tea on Robyn's bs.

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Robyn simply can't dill with anything. That's just how she fills. Meri doesn't want to live in a barn with all the things Kody doesn't want, Janelle goes on a 'date' with Kody and it's cringy af. Christine doesn't stay in her lane. The kids do things (no one cares)

Robyn is rectangular. Meri is moving. Janelle is DONE. Christine doesn't believe her. Kody is a delulu jerk.

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Mary is going to sell crummy leggings out of a shed. Robyn isn't really in this one (thank God), Christine and Tony have an uncomfortable conversation about ice cream, and Kody is girlbossing, gaslighting and gatekeepin' as per usual!

What a surprise, on this episode, Robyn lies almost as much as she doesn't know anything. Kody continues to make Meri a shed wife. Christine feels bad for Janelle as does everyone on earth. Kody's internal organs will never recover and all joy is dead.

BUTTERFLY NOODLES! Kody hates his kids! Robyn continues to absolutely know nothing. Meri is a shed wife. Janelle is justifiably sad. Christine is just happy to be done and once more, Kody's internal organs are in great peril.