Reality Bits

Clarence Shipworth is a SUPER nice guy. He is studying to be a youth pastor, but not quite there yet. He is pitching a show that is a little bit of Hard Knox and a little bit of Youth Group. Too vanilla? You be the judge. And, as always the question remains- will the BitsBoys green light the pitch or will they give it the old pas?

Conner McCabe is an incredible Los Angeles based improviser and comedian in and around UCB. He hosts TNT at the Clubhouse, and MACH at the Clubhouse.

@conner_mccabe

Jody Watts doesn’t know reality shows. Now, does that mean he is going to be bad at pitching one? Well, how does America’s Greatest Dumps suite ya? That’s right. He pitches a show where we get up close and personal with America’s best dump-yards. Sound good? Well, the BitsBoiz have a thing or two to SAY about it. And, as always, the question still remains. Will they buy up the pitch or will they let it sail on by.

Joe Feeney is an American comedian and improviser. He can be seen around town performing with his team POWERLINE!

@thecorn_man

Beckhilda (the witch) knows a thing or two about manifesting your wishes. Like most wishes, she can do all kinds of tricks. Her pitches was incredibly magical. But as always, the question remains. Will Nikhil and Jeremy buy up that sweet reality-show pitch? Or, will they pass on it FOREVER?

Eric Cha Ho is quite simply hilarious. You can catch him around town doing hilarious improv all around Los Angeles. Just like…go to the Clubhouse on Vermont, right?

@ericchadho

Scumpt Furst wants to be a big-shot guy. One way to become a big-shot guy here in Hollywood is to get a show on television. Scumpt Furst, Friend To All Animals is his proverbial meal ticket. This gentle hearted soul might swing himself a gentle hearted deal, but first the question remains. Will they green-light this pitch.

Patrick Polsin is a hilarious UCB writer/performer and write for The Babes sketch team around Los Angeles.

@Payytrike on Twitter and Instagram.

Jeffry Roid is from New Mexico, and he has a LOT of pitches. Some would say he has too many pitches, not us. We say, he has just enough. Jeremy and Nikhil had lots to do on this tasty episode, but as always the question remains. Will they give it the green light, or will they pass on these pitches.

Alex Knight is an actor/comedian/improviser from Los Angeles. You can catch him at the Improv Space in Westwood.

Today we hear a pitch from the legendary Daniel Plainview. No! Not THAT Daniel Plainview! The Daniel Plainview from Ann Arbour, MI. He is the choir director at his church, a real man of God, some might say. But as always, the question still remains. Will the Boys de la Bits pass on this holy opportunity, or will they bite this meaty delicious pitch.

Greg Smith is a comedian/musician known for his performances at many theaters here in Los Angeles including UCB and Second City. You can hear his podcast on Campfire Media called DopeTown 3000.

We have an ACTUAL CELEBRITY pitching to us today. It’s Miss Holly Golightly, from Breakfast At Tiffany’s. Her voice…OMG…that voice. Tis either the voice of a beloved angel or a shrew devil. You be the judge! But as always, the questions still remains. Will Jeremy and Nikhil, two men intrenched in bits, green-light this project? Or, will they give it the old boot?

Miranda Rae Hart is a talented UCB performer. You can catch her on the teams Shimmy and Daddio. You can also check her out on social media:

Instagram: @miranduhhartheartsyou

Twitter: @Miranda_Hart

Georgia Washington is a peach- the sweetest lady you’d ever meet. Her pitch is, however, not exactly the sweetest. Chasing Blimps a weight loss show that is just as insensitive as it sounds. But the question still remains; will the Bits-Boys green-light the project or give it the old pass.

Ben Goldsmith is an improviser at the Improv Space in Westwood.

Shirley Applebees. No relation. She has the sweet voice of a child. All she wants is a big fan. Her show pitch: Big Fan. But as always, the question still remains. Will Jeremy and Nikhil buy the show, or will they give it the old PASS?!

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Libby Doyne is a hilarious improviser at the UCB theater and the Improv Space in Westwood. You can read her work at Reductress and McSweeneys.

Libby Doyne: @libbydoyne

Alan Prescott is the oldest man in the world. The. Oldest. Man. In. The. WORLD. And you might say, for better or worse, he is a man out of time. His idea are…a bit…old also. The Bitz Boyz have quite a conundrum. On the one hand, they could green light the project. Now, on the other hand, they could give it the old, “pass.” Will they? Won’t they? Find out!

You can watch Anosh McAdam performing at the UCB theater. He is also a producer for the UCB Podcast Network.