Season 11 is gearing up to be the very best season so far. It's been absolutely amazing, join Job Blow on their exciting (and very interesting) dissection of even more interesting and dissecting people! (Please laugh, this is all I have).  

YOU GUYS! IT'S HERE! Like a lover holding you deeply in their arms, the slow heave of their chest reminding you, right now, in this moment, you are safe, from everything, from everything they may ever be, from everything you may be, everything you were, the weight of the world lifted from your shoulders, right now, here, all gone, in this moment, our moment, together. But seriously! ITS FUCKING HERE!

Oh no, the pelicans from the previous comments section are coming after you! >:(! Fly you saucy salmons, fly and be free! Whilst you're fleeing for your life, don't forget to listen to this podcast. It will keep you safe, I promise. 

Hello you spicy pelicans! Look at you guzzling those fish, wow, you're so impressive. Yum yum yum. 

If we're tired or belligerent, apologies, its so hot.  SO hot! So if our energy is whack (its Blows fault). Also how good is True Detective? *chefs kiss*

Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. 

I'm going to be really honest with you pepperonis (and you can't judge me). Every time I upload an episode theres an option to click if these episodes are explicit. I am actually so desensitised to these episodes theres at least half a second where I go "Huh, was this episode explicit?" Now you promised to not judge me, soooo.... ENJOY THE EP! 

It's so close, Blow and I are going to watch at least like... 4 episodes of Vanderpump today. That means we'll be wrapping up season 10. Also, Wheels of Time on Amazon was a real good watch, if its worth reading please let me know, I'm really not sure if I can commit to 14 books but the world seems really interesting! Anyway, love you all!

*makes gun noises whilst pretending to be an interesting person*
This move was very effective. 

Hello beautifuls! This is by far not our best episode. BY FAR, in fact it took me almost three weeks to be willing to upload it and I really wanted to tell you that when it comes to making anything you're not always going to bring your best. It doesn't exist, its hypothetical, I wanted to re-record this, we didn't. Give yourself enough compassion to go "This is what i'll change next time. This is enough this time." Love you all, please enjoy this new ep. <3