Reality Check, Please

The main takeaway of the RHOBH Reunion Part 2? Should we start a book club for Dorit's book? How many pages is it exactly?

And is Rachel portraying herself in a more positivity light than she lets on?

Plus, our farewell recap to this season of Ladies on London and our petition to bring it back ASAP! But should Margo come with it?

Who knew that a MrBeast appearance would give us the best episode of the season and possible one of the greatest Tribals ever?!

Plus, Jenn is THRILLED by the outcome and Matt reveals what his letter from home would say.

And Cirie continues to just run everyone on that island!

On RHOA, the lesson is even vegans need to let the beef play out!

And on RHORI, the lesson is you cannot outsmart Jo-Ellen or the editors!

Plus, Jenn's wondering if a friend should ever tell another friend that they don't like who they're dating.

We are turning so many corners this episode, folks!

From Rachel Zoe's reunion attitude shift, to Amanda's inability to listen to advice but remember exact words, to appreciating Lottie's perspective on the Mark/Margo feud, to Margo's show-stopping performance... these RHOBH and Ladies of London recaps are the most fun your ears will have this week!

For the first time in Housewives history we have... a cannibalism storyline in Atlanta!? Does Phaedra really eat dead people? Plus, Matt has an amazing business venture for K Michelle!

Over in Rhode Island, Alicia is giving us killer line after killer line (Matt also has a business venture for her) and Jenn is definitely not leaving her husband with Jo-Ellen's sister (nor should anybody!).

Plus, find out who had the nerve to call us bimbos.

2:45 RHOA Recap

25:10 RHORI Recap

The winner of Season 18 wasn't the biggest shocker, although Nini's performance really got us stimulated!

The real question is: did the queens really vote Jane Don't as Miss Congeniality?

We aren't psychiatrists but that doesn't stop us from pretending

to be one! In our RHOBH recap we saying goodbye to the $40K Gucci Bear, using matcha is ways God probably didn't intend, and wondering exactly what is up with Dorit this season!?

And then, our Ladies of London recap devolves into our most contentious discussion ever as we debate who is right, who is wrong, and who's actually mean between Mark-Francis and Margo!

5:30 RHOBH Recap

33:30 Ladies of London Recap

Forget player... is Cirie the most magnetic, charismatic person ever?!

This was the best episode of the season, and not just because Coach's torch was snuffed!

Sutton can't seem to find her way on Beverly Hills... and she, Kyle, and Erika can't seem to find their way to Dorit's book cover launch party!

Ladies of London leads to a Jenn & Matt standoff about Mark-Francis' behavior! Is calling him a bully too far?

In Atlanta, Porsha comes for Kelli and Kelli can't come out of it smelling like roses.

And Rhode Island is all about the affairs... especially Jared's with the ice machine.

7:00 RHOBH Recap

27:19 Ladies of London Recap

42:47 RHOA Recap

57:55 RHORI Recap

Can you ZOOM in on the misogyny?

Coach is finally coaching like only Coach can... and it's bananas.

Will RizGod give into the misogynistic allure of the Four Horsemen or will he stick with the (poorly named) Cirie and the Rizard of Oz?

Will the DragonSlayer ever be slain?!

But one thing is for sure: there's no such thing as too much Tiffany!