Jenn's still reeling from Jane Don't's elimination but that doesn't stop her from making up multiple words! Oh, and launching Matt Bomer's political campaign.

Plus, do we have egg on our faces for ever doubting Darlene's abilities?!

We are back and so is our girl Erika who has finally put Dorit in her place... the ashtray.

Plus, Porsha is back on our screens, Rhode Island is amazing (needs more Dolores), and the Ladies of London really needs to be on 52 weeks a years!

9:36 RHOBH Recap

23:40 RHOA Recap 

39:22 RHORI Recap 

55:09 Ladies of London Recap 

Ozzy and Rizo sitting in an... exile island tree!

We'll spare you the Jeff monologue and just say one of our favorites went home and one lived to see another day.

This episode not brought to you by Applebees although maybe it should be so maybe reach out, AppBee.

Jenn is Karen-ing out over the shocking elimination of Jane Don't but Matt has his tinfoil hat back out that this is all preset and the competition really doesn't matter! But we can both agree that they should never bring the puppets out again.

On Ladies of London, Lottie has the world's smallest baby bump and Margo has the world's smallest bottle of rosé! And over in Beverly Hills, there's a lone gelato man wandering around a town with a population of zero hoping another reality show comes to film.

Plus, before the recaps we talk AI, Claude, and Personal Colorings.

8:13 RHOBH Recap

32:23 Ladies of London Recap

One of us turned a corner with RizGOD and one of us is an undercover Swiftie, apparently. Plus, we discuss the "Zoom alliance" rumors, Jeff's "impressions", and the lack of female representation this season.

And we give ourselves nicknames just like Coach would do. Oh, and how exactly did Angelina manage to keep that lashes so erect?!

The most fun you'll have listening to a Survivor 50 recap is right here. Don't miss out!

Has Discord's delusion finally found a bottom? Should Darlene have won the Family Resemblance challenge? Can Danielle Pinnock become a permanent judge?

We answer these questions and more, as well as discuss the latest turmoil swirling around Chappell Roan and how exactly that relates to Discord's disposition.

Sometimes the world of Reality TV gives us too much to discuss! From the Taylor Frankie Paul Bachelorette drama, to The Real Housewives of Miami being put on pause AGAIN, to Amanda feeling emotionally unsafe at dinner, we are breaking it all down like only two lunatics like us can.

Plus, how short do you like a man's shorts to be? Have you rated Jenn's feet on her WikiFeet? How good is Harry Hamlin's sauce?

And of course, our latest recap on THEE BEST show on Bravo, Ladies of London. Please watch it so it doesn't go extinct like Kimi's birds.

1:44 Wearing Shorts and Showing Off Your Feet

6:34 Housewives Hustle (Harry Hamlin's Sauce)

12:00 The Bachelorette Drama

20:12 RHOM is Paused!

24:25 RHOBH Recap

48:33 Ladies of London Recap

One of us fast-forwarded through the Zac Brown concert while one of us cried?! That's the kind of varied opinions you're gonna get in this Survivor recap! But if there's one thing we can agree on it's that Emily is out of her mind.

The Drag Race Roast, a wonderful time to be a prop queen, apparently! Jenn and Matt have very different takes on this week's winner. Listen in and let us know who you agree with!