Reality Check, Please

Bimbos, has a ghost ever stabbed you with a needle? Because we are really pondering that on this Real Housewives of Atlanta recap!

And also... why does Shamea keep apologizing to everyone except Porsha? And has Phaedra ever had relations with a poltergeist?

Plus, in her Self Checkout, Jenn is asking: if you leave a great tip but nobody sees it, can you even feel good about it?!

Bimbos! It's the Drag Race All Stars Season 11 Finale and we are left feeling badly for Akeria.

Did Jasmine get a little too mean? Was Joey Jay the real winner of this season? Was anybody surprised by Crystal Methyd's win?

And were all the lip syncs a little... meh?

Hola Bimbos! We're back in the OC and wondering what kind of box Heather Dubrow would put us in?

We're also downloading you with our opinions on the Tamra and Emily podcast drama and left wondering exactly what kind of man would cheat on Carmella!?

Plus, does Vicki actually know she has her own podcast?

We're also discussing the breaking RHOSLC news about Angie and her husband, as well as the RHONY trailer that just dropped!

It’s the penultimate episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars, and we’re using our talents to judge theirs!

Is the fix in for Crystal?

Is Jasmine a sore loser?

Is Joey Jay really gay?

All these questions are answered and more!

Hey Bimbos, we are back in the ATL where Shamea and Porsha's feud has reached Monica and Brandy levels, except instead of fighting over a boy, their moms are fighting over a dad!

We're also discussing if pelvic floor fingering is covered by insurance and we may or may not have been doing kegels this entire episode.

And in Jenn's Self Checkout, she's asking the age old conundrum of whether it's okay to ask somebody to have a taste of their food or drink.

1:58 Jenn's Self Checkout (This Isn't Your Plate, B*tch)

7:08 RHOA Recap

It's the Real Housewives of Orange County's landmark 20th Season... and we're recapping it like only two Bimbos can!

From Tamra being the talk of the town, to the OG of the OC's Mexican residency, to Jenn coming in and collecting all the bones, we squeezing every last drop out of this ep.

But what we really want to know? What in The Substance is Heather Dubrow's mom taking because that woman looks GOOD.

We're back with more Teddi Mellencamp, filling you Bimbos in on some behind the scenes secrets of Late Gate with Dorit. Then, of everybody Teddi has ticked off, who deserves an apology?

Then we make Teddi play some Bimbo games:

Bring One Back! in which Teddi has to choose one of two Housewives to return to their respective franchise, and let's us in on a recent run-in with Camille.

Tie The Knot, Scissor, Cut which is the Bimbo version of Marry, F*ck, K*ll and Teddi makes some very interesting choices. But also, can men scissor?!

John or Jess, where we give Teddi a lyric and she must tell us if it's a John Mellencamp song or a Jessica Simpson song. Let's just hope Dad isn't listening to this!

And we wrap with some Bimbo-fied taglines for Teddi should she ever return!

Teddi Mellencamp is here, Bimbos, and she's definitely one of us! And it's an interview so fun and so full of surprises, we had to make it two parts.

In part one, we're discovering just who Teddi is dating, why she hates being a "Tuesday Girl," what exactly goes beyond home base, and how little she knows about college and directions.

Then Teddi gives her insights into Liz leaving Real Housewives of Rhode Island, online hate, and finally the real story behind Puppy Gate.

Don't forget to follow and subscribe so you can listen to Part 2 the moment it comes out!

Hello Bimbos!

Are you as bummed as we are that there's no Snatch Game this season?

Or that Joey Jay keeps being denied a win?

Or that Kennedy and A'Keria weren't a Double Shantay?!

Well then you've come to the right Drag Race recap!

Bimbos, we have missed you! And we couldn't wait to recap the final episode of this Real Housewives of Rhode Island season!

Plus, we had to discuss the tragic news that Liz is leaving us.

Oh, and we wouldn't be in check with reality if we didn't talk about the Taylor Swift wedding (sorry... T&T wedding).

Plus, Jenn made out with a murdered?

0:40 T Swift's Wedding

4:51 Jenn's Self Checkout (Murder Makeout)

13:04 Liz is Leaving

19:36 RHORI Recap