Hey momma bears! In this brief bonus episode Blandy and Kierstin clear up some misconceptions about themselves including that one of them is a ferret. Who is Kierstin Reszka? Who is Blandy Cobbles? You’re about to find out more than you ever wanted to!

Why does your vagina hurt so bad after having a baby?? Put down your lunch cuz this one’s a doozy! In their fifth episode, Kierstin momsplains what to expect after a vaginal birth and how to care for that thing. Blandy opens up about her first and potentially last movie theater experience. Have fun, momma bears!

Why is it green? Grainy? Seedy? Get out the Glade, Blandy and Kierstin are talking the big P guys! What’s normal, what’s not and how to know in this episode all about your baby’s poop. Yeehaw!

Happy Valentine’s Day, mommies! In this episode Blandy Cobbles and Kierstin Reszka discuss matters of the heart - how to get your baby daddy to do shit for you. Postpartum relationship is a tricky topic so pair this special holiday episode with an entire box of chocolates and a bag of flaming hot Cheetos. You deserve it!

Why do you feel unattached to your new baby? Because they’re really whiny! Duh! In their second episode, Blandy and Kierstin offer up a steaming, mushy pile of advice on how to bond with your new baby even though it’s super annoying and loud and you haven’t slept in four days.

Is being a mom really that hard?! In their debut episode, Kierstin Reszka and Blandy Cobbles struggle to stay on topic as they discuss the essence of a mother, forgiveness and Blandy’s dad’s second family.

THIS IS PARENTING SATIRE. YOU’VE BEEN WARNED. Now, meet your hosts! Kierstin Reszka is an all-around average mother of two who wears her FitBit while she devours the last scoop of freezer burned ice cream. Blandy Cobbles is an unsuccessful YouTuber living in her own mother’s attic with her seven ferrets. Man does it get sweaty up there! Together the two are bringing you their best advice for new motherhood. From getting your newborn to take a bottle to reigniting the romance after baby, these two will be your guide through the hardest days of those first couple years and beyond.