We're joined by Gene Morgan (@genemorga) to discuss watermelon eating contests, the return of HTMLGiant, parents who won't let their kids eat spicy food, and some really good ideas that are yours free of charge.

Mira's mic kept cutting out. Shoutout to Albert for rolling with the punches.

Jordan Peterson has COVID and is in a coma.. in Russia?

We do some really good Michael Silverblatt impressions.

Ty Dolla $ign's charcutterie is troubling. There was a lot of meandering. Would you take a vaccine from Russia? Idk.

https://twitter.com/tydollasign/status/1291104912047136773/photo/1

tongan castaways, a poem where all the words sound the same, jenny hanivers, nuclear semiotics, recursive islands and lakes. 

also, we've got a producer now. thanks to albert goncalves for editing out the sound of mira's husband typing loudly on a mechanical keyboard and for the vibe-setting theme music

Mira doesn't think you should have sex in your office. Willis thinks dudes should dump their gf's if they won't let them eat exclusively beans.

Is this good?