Having been lured into his bunker by the false promise of a game of Monopoly, President Trump finds himself alone, confused and rewriting songs by The Jam. Topics for his diary this week include protests, the National Guard and finding a stash of naughty magazines left by a predecessor.

Donny’s Diary was written by Graham Cameron and Ben Keenan.

Donny was played by Ben Keenan

Music track When by Stephen Siebert, available at URL: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Stephan_Siebert/Stephan_Siebert/stephan_siebert__07

Satire Disclaimer:

The Really Important Person Book Club is a work of fiction, and in no way should the content be interpreted as an actual record of factual events. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental or is intended purely as a satire, parody or spoof of such persons and is not intended to communicate any true or factual information about that person.

Having been tasked with reading Les Liaisons dangereuses for the book club, President Donny opts to take the easy way out and watches Cruel Intentions instead, much to the ire of his apparently important French guest.

The Really Important Person Book Club was created, written and directed by Graham Cameron and Alex Palmer.

Donny and Howard were played by Ben Keenan

Emmanuel by Mack McGuire

Bryce by Charlie Ryall

Katherine by Elizabeth Foster

This episode was recorded by Dax Liniere at Puzzle Factory Sound Studio

Credits read by William Campbell: https://www.starnow.co.uk/williamcampbell8

Music track Chopin-ballade-4 from Orange Free Sounds: http://www.orangefreesounds.com/

This podcast uses these sounds from freesound.org:

Paper – Shuffle, Page Turns by nebulousflynn (http://freesound.org/people/nebulousflynn/)

011 Door opens and shuts.wav by FreqMan http://freesound.org/people/FreqMan/)

The office by qubodup (http://freesound.org/people/qubodup/)

Satire Disclaimer:

The Really Important Person Book Club is a work of fiction, and in no way should the content be interpreted as an actual record of factual events. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental or is intended purely as a satire, parody or spoof of such persons and is not intended to communicate any true or factual information about that person.

President Trump sits down again to write his diary for the week. Events include super duper missiles, disciplining your children and tax returns.

Donny’s Diary was written by Graham Cameron and Ben Keenan.

Donny was played by Ben Keenan

Music track When by Stephen Siebert, available at URL: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Stephan_Siebert/Stephan_Siebert/stephan_siebert__07

Satire Disclaimer:

The Really Important Person Book Club is a work of fiction, and in no way should the content be interpreted as an actual record of factual events. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental or is intended purely as a satire, parody or spoof of such persons and is not intended to communicate any true or factual information about that person.

President Trump sits down to write his diary for the week. Events include bleach, Joe Biden and a pyromaniac pigeon called Flappy.

Donny’s Diary was written by Graham Cameron and Ben Keenan.

Donny was played by Ben Keenan

Music track When by Stephen Siebert, available at URL: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Stephan_Siebert/Stephan_Siebert/stephan_siebert__07

Satire Disclaimer:

The Really Important Person Book Club is a work of fiction, and in no way should the content be interpreted as an actual record of factual events. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental or is intended purely as a satire, parody or spoof of such persons and is not intended to communicate any true or factual information about that person.

President Donny unwillingly sits down with mega hunk, Justin Trudeau, to discuss what legal eventualities could await our current hero in the White House, Ivanka, and skin color.

The Really Important Person Book Club was created, written and directed by Graham Cameron and Alex Palmer.

Donny and Howard were played by Ben Keenan

Justin by AW King

Bryce by Charlie Ryall

Katherine by Elizabeth Foster

This episode was recorded by Dax Liniere at Puzzle Factory Sound Studio

Credits read by William Campbell: https://www.starnow.co.uk/williamcampbell8

Music track Chopin-ballade-4 from Orange Free Sounds: http://www.orangefreesounds.com/

This podcast uses these sounds from freesound.org:

Paper – Shuffle, Page Turns by nebulousflynn (http://freesound.org/people/nebulousflynn/)

011 Door opens and shuts.wav by FreqMan http://freesound.org/people/FreqMan/)

The office by qubodup (http://freesound.org/people/qubodup/)

Satire Disclaimer:

The Really Important Person Book Club is a work of fiction, and in no way should the content be interpreted as an actual record of factual events. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental or is intended purely as a satire, parody or spoof of such persons and is not intended to communicate any true or factual information about that person.

President Donny sits down with a Prince called Andy to discuss a very badly chosen book, allegories and their mutual friend Jeff.

The Really Important Person Book Club was created, written and directed by Graham Cameron and Alex Palmer.

Donny and Howard were played by Ben Keenan

Andy by Andrew Callaghan

Bryce by Charlie Ryall

Katherine by Elizabeth Foster

Credits read by William Campbell: https://www.starnow.co.uk/williamcampbell8

This episode was recorded by Dax Liniere at Puzzle Factory Sound Studio

Music track Chopin-ballade-4 from Orange Free Sounds: http://www.orangefreesounds.com/

This podcast uses these sounds from freesound.org:

Paper – Shuffle, Page Turns by nebulousflynn (http://freesound.org/people/nebulousflynn/)

011 Door opens and shuts.wav by FreqMan http://freesound.org/people/FreqMan/)

The office by qubodup (http://freesound.org/people/qubodup/)

Satire Disclaimer:

The Really Important Person Book Club is a work of fiction, and in no way should the content be interpreted as an actual record of factual events. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental or is intended purely as a satire, parody or spoof of such persons and is not intended to communicate any true or factual information about that person.

Join eminent political historian (and occasional daily rag contributor) Howard Ruttleford III as he explains the origins of the club.

Directed by Graham Cameron

Written by Graham Cameron and Alex Palmer

Howard Ruttleford III was played by Ben Keenan: https://www.broadcastingmanagement.co.uk/talent/ben-keenan/

Join eminent political historian (and occasional daily rag contributor) Howard Ruttleford III as he explains the origins of the club.

Directed by Graham Cameron

Written by Graham Cameron and Alex Palmer

Howard Ruttleford III was played by Ben Keenan: https://www.broadcastingmanagement.co.uk/talent/ben-keenan/