In today’s podcast, I reveal a stunning discovery: hiding in my backlog of files were 76 Revelations that I wrote between 2013 and 2015. Before you cry a collective, “Who cares?” be advised that most of them could have been written yesterday. To prove my point, I herein relate a trifecta of somewhat dusty Revelations; aside from some cultural references that date their provenance, the advice they contain still rings true.