Mazel morons! The unthinkable has happened: THE NEW YORK KNICKS ARE NBA CHAMPIONS! We are completely losing our minds over a legendary championship run 50 years in the making- and Ben is living every Knicks fan’s dream. From flying private with Knicks legends and stealing Scooter Braun’s courtside seats to spending $5,400 on a Garden ticket, we’re breaking down the chaos, euphoria, and unforgettable moments of New York’s title run. We celebrate Jalen Brunson’s historic performance, debate the authenticity of celebrity row at MSG, react to the shirtless fans taking over the streets of Gotham, and hand out our "What Are You Nuts?!" awards to the egg-thrower who targeted Wemby and the country of France for banning Zyn. Rate us five stars, watch the madness in 4K on Spotify, and catch us every Monday and Thursday!

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Greetings, Morons! This week, we're joined by comedian Brad Williams, and somehow the conversation goes from Benihana to billionaires building private Starbucks, dating while short, getting fetishized, and why 5'5" guys need to stop complaining.

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Mazel morons! This week the Knicks are in the Finals, Josh coached his last Little League game of the season, and the guys are spiraling about their pant sizes. Plus: the most caloric chain restaurant apps ranked, Ben mistakes decorative sand for chia pudding, and Josh's beef with pocket watches. What are ya nuts? Love ya!

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Mazel morons! This week, we’re joined by Sebastian Mansicalco- certified Wemby convert and one of the greatest stand-up comedians alive. Sebastian opens up about being impersonated on SNL by Marcello Hernández and Harry Styles, why a suitcase on the comforter is never okay, and the lost art of dressing like you give a damn. Plus, we dive into roast culture, how his seven-year-old turned him into a Spurs fan, and a mother-in-law with absolutely no boundaries. Carry cash, tip your caddy, and let Italians handle the Passover food. What are ya nuts?!

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Mazel Morons! We're back from an epic weekend in NYC for Dear Media IRL. Ben kicks things off by losing his mind over people closing the window shades on daytime flights, while Josh finds peace through his brand-new morning meditation practice- leading to a live body scan and an explanation of why a "Jewish sound bath" would just be your relatives judging you. Plus, we dive into Moron Mail to talk extreme remote-work tracking and help a listener whose boyfriend sweats like "Little Niagara." What are ya nuts?! Love ya!

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This week, we’re breaking down the true Benihana experience, debating whether Timothée Chalamet would secretly love the pod, and hyperfixating on Meghan Markle’s apricot preserves. Plus: Spencer Pratt’s mayoral campaign, naked gym locker room etiquette, lunchbox trauma, divorce fights over toaster ovens, and why Josh embarrassed himself in front of a Croatian flight attendant. What are ya nuts?!

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Mazel morons! The Guys in Green are back IN PERSON in NYC, imagining a brighter future where The Rizzler becomes Prime Minister and marries a recently divorced Kelly Clarkson. Between bites of Apollo Bagels and whitefish, we delve into the world of internet fame and unfortunate legacies. Plus, we pay our respects to Dustin Diamond (AKA Screech,) dream up our ideal fast-food franchise, and critique the Rafael Nadal wannabes at Equinox who won't take off their headbands. What are ya nuts?! Love ya!  

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Mazel morons! This week, we’re back at you with the original recipe and we’re coming in hot. From millennial parents sipping Mai Tais in the dugout , to a Knicks away game and a suite full of Hasidic Jews, we’re recapping our Mother’s days and thoughts on etiquette across the board. Plus, we’re getting real about the Zepbound blues and consulting a cheese witch to read our future in a block of cheddar. What are ya nuts? Love ya!

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Mazel morons! We're breaking down the Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni lawsuit - $60 million in legal fees, two years of drama, and absolutely nothing to show for it. We also ranked the horniest states in America (you're welcome, Texas), Ben got trapped on a plane by a man who'd never heard of deplaning etiquette, and we debate whether adults are even capable of changing. Plus a Moron Mail about unsolicited grandma advice, cold plunge myth-busting, and a very serious conversation about older women. Five stars or you're dry. Mondays & Thursdays, folks.

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Mazel morons! This week, we’re joined by comedy legend Jessica Kirson for an all-time Jewish episode. From fat camp trauma and diet-obsessed parents to broken stadium seats, secret eating, Spanx for men, and the horrors of 55+ Florida comedy crowds, absolutely nothing is off limits. Jessica opens up about addiction, family dysfunction, bombing for elderly audiences, and why every Jewish person seems to have IBS. Plus: sperm donors, DoorDash etiquette, influencer culture, and the most unhinged Moron Mail yet. What are ya nuts?! Love ya!

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