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Join Jamie and Terrence for a special episode where they read listener stories and go to Reddit for some wild encounters. In the first segment, Jamie reads stories submitted by listeners, recounting tales of shocking discoveries during showings, an agent’s determination to do a showing despite being terribly hungover and experiencing an untimely period, and a lender committing fraud. In the second segment, the two turn to Reddit where they ask the question, “What is the strangest thing you have ever walked in on and how did you react?” You’ll never believe some of the answers they got! This episode concludes season 1 of RealTea Chicago. Stay tuned to find out who is pregnant in season 2… 

The Reddit Thread: What is the strangest thing you have ever walked in on…

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00:00 Welcome to Realty Chicago Podcast
01:43 Listener Write-Ins: Embarrassing Moments
08:12 Hangover Horror Story
16:10 Trash Goblin's Wet Dream
22:02 Fraudulent Pre-Approval Fiasco
28:04 The Kiss and the Weed
28:13 Periods and Vomit
28:42 Real Estate Talk
29:24 Lip Balm from the Renaissance Fair
31:33 Asking Reddit: What is the strangest thing you have ever walked in on….
32:36 The Dead Body 
37:23 The Jerk Off Basement
39:18 The Naked Chemotherapy Lady
42:06 The Crime Spree House
49:07 Wrapping Up and Summer Break

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Ted Kuhlmann, an experienced real estate agent of 20+ years, shares his entertaining and crazy real estate stories and discusses the importance of work-life balance, especially after recently having a child. This episode is filled with engaging stories, advice for new real estate agents, and the usual fun banter among the hosts, Jamie and Terrence. 

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00:00 Intro
00:22 Welcome to RealTea Chicago 
01:05 Introducing Ted Kuhlmann
04:56 Final Walkthrough Nightmares
07:10 Two Truths and a Lie
20:51 Navigating Chicago's Real Estate
32:16 Winning the Property with an Escalation Clause
32:31 The Importance of a Bonafide Offer
33:10 Uncovering Hidden Details in Offers
35:31 The Final Outcome and Lessons Learned
35:38 Why Real Estate? A Personal Journey
36:42 Unexpected Challenges in Real Estate
39:23 Dealing with Unusual Neighbors
47:03 The Value of Investment Properties
55:33 Advice for New Real Estate Investors
57:12 Closing Thoughts and Farewell

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In this episode, Jamie and Terrence welcome Hayley Westhoff to the show. They share hilarious and shocking real estate stories, from discovering surprises during showings to the pitfalls of dealing with difficult clients. Listeners are in for an informative yet entertaining discussion on the challenges and joys of the real estate industry. Plus, Hayley shares invaluable advice for new agents and fun facts about her life. 

Learn more about Hayley Westhoff: @HayleyWesthoff_Realtor @ChicagoRealEstateUnfiltered

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00:00 Podcast Introduction and Tequila Shots
01:24 Meet Hayley Westhoff
01:55 Two Truths and a Lie 
03:58 Poop Story During a Showing
10:07 Verbal Harassment from a Seller
22:10 Cocaine on the Coffee Table
25:34 Unexpected Walkthrough Surprises
26:15 Deals Gone Wrong: Walkthrough Disasters
28:13 The Story of How We Met
28:28 Eccentric Clients and Their Quirks
30:17 The Closing Day Chaos
33:25 The Aftermath: Unpaid Mortgages and More
38:03 Fun Facts and Personal Stories
38:49 Life Story and Career Journey
45:25 Advice for Aspiring Real Estate Agents
47:30 Wrapping Up: Where to Find Us

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In this episode of RealTea Chicago, Jamie and Terrence interview Mark Ainley and Tom Shallcross of The Straight Up Chicago Investor podcast. They discuss a variety of intriguing and ridiculous stories related to Chicago real estate, flipping properties, and property management. From sharing details about break-ins and evictions to recounting wild tenant stories, the conversation dives into the ups and downs of real estate investing.

Learn more about the guests, Mark Ainley and Tom Shallcross – Straight Up Chicago Investor
Find them on Social: @markainleyrei @tshallcross723

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00:00 Mysterious Night Intruders
00:29 Welcome to Realty Chicago Podcast
00:53 Meet the Guests: Mark Ainley and Tom Shellcross
03:07 Two Truths and a Lie Game
05:10 Dead Guy in a Vacant House
05:20 Barbed Wire and UPS Guy Stories
18:05 Flipping Houses: The Challenges and Rewards
31:09 Winning Offers with Personal Touch
31:44 The Power of Vintage and Historic Buildings
31:51 Mark’s start with the BRRRR Strategy
32:06 Transition to Turnkey Properties
34:06 Challenges with Professional Tenants and Squatters
35:19 Tenant Scams and Identity Fraud
40:50 Dealing with Tenant Deaths and Evictions
55:43 Fun and Hobbies Outside Real Estate
01:01:32 Final Thoughts and Episode Wrap-Up

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In this enthralling episode of RealTea Chicago, we dive deep with Crystal Tran, a seasoned real estate professional, as she shares her wealth of stories from the trenches of Chicago real estate. From navigating the complexities of divorcing sellers to her personal journey of growth within the industry, Crystal offers a rare glimpse into the emotional and logistical challenges that define the real estate world. Listeners will be treated to tales of unexpected hurdles, like dealing with demanding sellers and intricate negotiations that showcase the artistry in real estate transactions. Whether you're a seasoned professional or just curious about what goes on behind the 'For Sale' sign, Crystal's stories provide valuable lessons and unforgettable anecdotes. Don't forget to like and subscribe for more real estate stories, tips, and tricks. Drop us a comment about your own real estate experiences or head over to our Instagram @RealTeaChicago for more behind-the-scenes content.

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Learn more about the guest, Crystal Tran - @CrystalTranTeam / HuntChicago.com

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0:00 – Intro
0:54 – About our guest, Crystal Tran
5:47 – Crystal’s 2 truths and a lie: “I have had to pack up a seller at a final walk-through, I have found a homeless man living in a unit my client was looking at, or I had a whole inspection with someone sleeping in their bed”
7:23 – Truth #1
12:01 – Truth #2
14:37 – The Urban Legend 
20:06 – Squatter’s rights
21:47 – Crystal catches a buyer trying to pull a fast one on her
25:09 – Crystal calls a funeral home to get a potential client’s phone number
30:55 – Crystal saves a deal with difficult divorcing sellers
35:22 – Divorce Decrees
42:01 – Crystal get accused of damaging property
46:55 – Where to find Crystal Tran
47:24 – Closing questions: Would you rather be invisible or fly? What is one piece of advice you would give to yourself when your first started in the business?

 FYI - 3 Credit Bureaus: Equifax, E

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Get ready for a rollercoaster ride of laughter and relatable woes as Jen Connor, actress, comedian, and lifelong tenant, spills the tea on her outrageous encounters with nightmare roommates and a landlord who's like a permanent resident of 'Neglectville'. 🏠☕

Tune in as we unpack the highs, lows, and downright absurdities of city living with someone who's been there, done that, and has the outrageous anecdotes to prove it!  

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Learn more about guest Jen Connor - @ChooseJenCon

Find her shows at The Annoyance Theatre

About this episode:

0:00 – Teaser

0:26 – Jamie shares a story about showing the wrong unit

2:58 – Terrence tells Jen about being a Loan Officer

4:17 – Introduction to the podcast and Guest Jen Connor

7:43 – Chicago Fun Fact – The oldest building in Chicago

10:26 – Jen’s two truths and a lie

14:28 – Jen’s first story

19:39 – Jen’s second story

25:19 – Roommate Service – Roommates.com

28:10 – The last time Terrence had a roommate

31:50 -  Tenant Vs Landlord and why Jen has been in her current apartment for 6 years even though the landlord isn’t great at taking care of the building

42:33 – Jamie’s Hot Take, not everyone should buy

43:42 – Jen asks what if a landlord can control what is displayed in a window  

49:48 – Outro – where to find Jen

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Guest Patrick Shipp, of The Olive Well Real Estate Group,  dives into the trials and tribulations of the crazy things that can happen when you’ve been in real estate for 11 years!

Connect with Patrick: @ChiRealtorPat
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In this episode:

0:00 –  Intro
1:56- Learn about our Guest, Patrick Shipp
5:48 – Patrick’s 2 truths and a lie
7:18 – Patrick’s first story
10:26 – Terrence Hates Olives
11:14 –Patrick’s second story
20:08 – Patrick’s third story
27:37 – Terrence talks about wealthy client loans
30:05 – Patrick answers: If you were a million what would you do
32:39 – Patrick answers: What’s the most interesting thing you’ve walked in on in a house
35:24 – Patrick asks: What’s something you have done in your career that you are proud of
40:47 –  Patrick talks about something wild he did to get a listing once
42:29 - Outro: Where to find us 

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This Episode’s Design Doozies are brought to you by Melinda Cabanilla. Melinda is the principal designer and founder of Flat Pack Kitchen Design. She holds a masters in Interior Design from the Boston Architectural, college. Her studio is based out of Chicago Illinois and her work consists of new construction development Kitchen And Bath design and commercial spaces throughout the US and globally

In this Episode:
-Jamie shares some horrible real estate pickup lines
-Terrence and Jamie guess Melinda’s two Truths and a Lie - She designed a car condo, she designed a sex room, OR she came on site to find the client installed the entire exterior facade in black and white plaid.

To see photos of Melinda’s designs doozies tune into the YouTube channel or find us on Instagram!

Other Topics Discussed:
-What is Hardie Board – Find out here
- What is Bouhous
-What is LVT
-Would rather be invisible or fly
-Hotels in Ecuador

Find Melinda:
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-Houzz
-Flat Pack Kitchen Design 
- Crains Article 

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Jamie and Terrence go down the rabbit hole telling their own crazy stories starting with a game of 2 truths and a lie.

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Jamie's 2 truths and a lie: I've walked in on a live stream of the building's lobby in someone's unit.  I've taken a potential client to their dentist appointment.  Or, I've had to break into a listing through an open window.

Terrence's 2 truths and a lie:  I have had someone show up to a closing with cash.
I have had someone want to bring me  jewelry, antiques, and gold and silver to show me that they had sufficient funds to close.   And I had someone put on their application that their down payment was coming from the Lord.

Other Topics Discussed/Questions Answered:
What would Terrence do with a million dollars?
*** If anyone knows Photoshop, please send us a photo of Terrence riding a llama! [email protected]***
Terrence discusses a buyer who changed jobs 2 weeks before closing on their home
Jamie talks about a condo she is flipping in Rogers Park that she bought at auction
How do you get an offer accepted in a multiple-offer situation?
Why is Earnest money important?

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Hosts Jamie and Terrence interview Chicago and Western suburb expert agent Ayushi Kukreja. Jamie and Ayushi worked together for several years at Berkshire Hathaway before each going their own directions, Jamie to Compass and Ayushi to @properties. 

Ayushi’s 2 truths and a lie - She walked into the wrong unit and cleaned up a strangers house for an open house while they weren't home. She sat through a 6-hour long meditation session between a divorcing couple to sell their home. She walked into a backyard LITTERED with over 100 dog poops all over the yard at the final walk through on closing day!

Other stories/ topics / questions:

Chicago Fun Fact – What food was invented in Chicago in 1893

Have you ever had a smelly client?

Krav Maga

Changing locks and toilet seats

Ayushi’s family perfume business – Connect with Asta @ur_perfumegirl

Jamie’s bad experience taking photos for a listing

What is the biggest difference between real estate in the suburbs and the city?

Did you ever have a seller remove something from a listing they were not supposed to before closing?

Jamie talks about issues with closing on her personal condo

Terrence tells a story about a buyer with credit card problems

As a lender, how do you get paid?

Jamie tells a story about getting hit by a garbage truck

For the next episode Jamie reveals her two truths and a lie – She has walked in on a live stream of the building’s lobby in someone’s unit. She has taken a potential client to their dentist appt, She has had to break into a listing through an open window.

 Find Ayushi Kukreja on Instagram @AyushiKukreja_Realtor

Stay tuned for our upcoming giveaway! Be sure to follow our Instagram @RealTeaChicago to be the first to know about it!

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