Round 1: 82nd Airborne has some serious ground to catch thanks to a Nebraska man who makes the elite unit look like little babies all swaddled up and ready for nap!

Round 2: United Airlines CEO wants to cry into his first-class warmed napkin because the military cant produce enough pilots for them to hire away.

Round 3: Fuck around and find out. The Phillipines president will break your ass down shotgun style and give you a bolt bore check if you dont get the vaccine.

Round 4: (00:46:52) Chaps sat down with two MMA fighters. One is a Marine (Liz Carmouche) who was the first ever woman to fight in the UFC octagon and the other is a Minnesota reservist (Tim Johnson) who is fighting for the heavy weight championship of the world.

Round 5: Surprise Round for Kate and Cons with no prep and they have no idea what the subject is!

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