REASONABLE BEEF

*EXCLOOS CONTENT*

This week's episode is a Bonus Beef. Non-structured stream of conscious conversation with a few gags sprinkled in, y'know?. We touch on some ~Real Shit~ on this episode and I wanted to make it public.

We discuss Stephen King, Free-to-Play games, digital vs traditional, the artistry of video games, Ready Player One, nostalgia-bating, character rights,

Roger Rabbit, internships, proper compensation and the grind of getting a thing made.

Hey, i know why you're here. The short answer: Don't see it. The long answer is this episode. Nik's here!

In this episode; Accents, Cults, Vegas, VALERIAN, vacuousness, the inner self, Body shaming, direction vs writing, walking out of a film.

This is the audio for our VISUAL BEEF here for your listening pleasure. To see the video, please go to www.youtube.com/timekish1.

It'll be titled Spider-Man. It's good!

Robert Benfer joins us listen to me and Dom pasionately discuss The Mummy. The words "The Cummy" are not once said here.

Classic beefer Tim H joins us to talk about a wonderful woman, a blunderful baddie, and all the cheeses in betweenses.

Dom's amazing Amazing Spider-Man story from May's bonus beef.

If you want to hear the whole episode, subscribe at www.patreon.com/reasonablebeef.

Any amount gets you access to the monthly Bonus Beef. The episode should go up Wednesday.

Sorry for the delay folks - grilling takes time (I work full time and sometimes its hard to do anything)

Jamie Loftus visits beef court to keep justice reasonable. I Frankenstein is defended, Fantastic Beasts is lowered, and the jolly old ghost upstairs listens politely.

In space, no one can hear your beef. This episode touches on the Venom spinoff, deepening lore, and Ridley Scott's new legal name.

After a freak accident aboard the BOVINANT, survivors Tim and Dom respond to a distress signal at a nearby barbecue planet -- one that eerily meets the exact specifications of their years-long expedition for a new place to dish beef. There they meet Bertie, a woodwind-loving android who has genetically engineered the greatest beef of all. But when Dom foolishly follows Bertie into his basement grease chamber and peeks into a large and pulsing ravioli, a baby cow inside kisses Dom and Dom eats it. Hours later, from Dom's butthole bursts a beefomorph, and Tim eats it. It's good beef.

We are 25 years old. We should be over it. But with fellow survivor Jack Howard, we actively scratch open a decade-old wound.

In this beef -- meaningful arcs, comedy critique, making weird characters matter, parenthood, and massive yank circles.

We were all in a space ship crash after recording the Batman V Superman episode last year -- luckily Jack Howard's limbs stretched and grew into a gentle hairy pod that Tim and I survived in. He didn't make it. But we picked up his penis and planted it in a mason jar and he started to grow back. Baby Jack became Teen Jack, and soon our friend returned just in time for the team up adventure. We're happy to have him back on the show.