We reveal Count Dracula's true form. He's a pitcher full of Kool-Aid. Oh yeahhh!!!

If you think pineapple belongs on pizza, you are a FOOL! The best pizza topping is revealed in this mind-boggling episode of true conspiracies!!! Lid = blown off.

The vampire Count Strahd's assistant, Cyrus Belview, tells us all about the life of a henchman.

Romance Novelists discuss the best synonyms for "hoo ha" and "pee-nor".

A big game hunter faces his deepest fear: cockroaches. I am afraid of them too. Aren't you?

Oh my God! There's one behind you! The phone call was coming from inside the house! AND THE COCKROACH IS ON THE OTHER LINE!

Pancakes were invented by Satan to trap our souls in eternal hellfire! If you didn't know that already, you are an IDIOT!!!

A countryfied manticore named Gizzard shares his perspective on villianing

An orc-band discusses meat, and its appearance on the menu. Like in "Lord of the Rings". But this time it's funny!

...I... I hope it's funny, at least. Are we funny? Is anything funny? What is humor, anyway?

Captain AMAB hunts down his arch-nemesis, Moby Duck. The White Duck. Not to be confused with the dozens of other white ducks that are in the same pond.

If you think KY jelly is the best lubricant for sex, you are a drooling nitwit. Just incredibly dense. Want to know what the best lube is??? THEN LISTEN TO MY PODCAST, YOU FOOL!