Rebels and Robots and Etc.

As if 7 Jurassic Park movies weren’t enough, now it’s time to see how the Transformers deal with a dino-island.

I refer you back to that perfect episode title

Time for July-rassic World: Hmm-birth – “Accurate" Spinosaurus (gross), Titanosaurus mating ritual (no thanks), & Scarlett Johansson’s lifeless plastic face (terrifying).

For June-rassic Park, we got caught up in celebrating an incredible marriage of high-level spectacle and engrossing character work, but for July-rassic World, even when we want to say something nice, we can’t help but stumble upon yet another fundamental and catastrophic flaw in this thing. …. How fun!

Dino-soar into “Lost World: Jurassic Park” and Jurassic Park 3, movies that make us want to see Jeff Goldblum back in leather, forget seeing a raptor talk, and punt a baby Pteranodon.

Break out your novels and make some tea, cause it’s time for Jurassic book club. Rachel knows all the dinos’ names. Caleb has an alternate film pitch. And Cameron gets his whirring and clicking fix.

The end of Andor is here (Endor?)

Everybody gangster until KX droids show up and start tossing fools.

Time to do some space grocery shopping, political fundraising, and French-style revolutionizing (cafés included) with Andor season 2 arc 2.

It's "Oops, all rebels" as we poorly fly, desperately dance, and awkwardly eat dinner with mom into the start of Andor Season 2.