Leading up to the release of Transformers One, we look at the satisfying tangibility yet inherent forgettability of Bumblebee (2018) and pitch our own ideas for the ultimate Transformers film.

Join us for a journey to the Castle in the Skycastle where we will meet a thicc grandma airship pirate, curvaceous warbots, and metaphors for the inevitable failing of man's desire to glorify his own kingdom.

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Also this week: Owen and Beru Lars as the Skeleton Crew and Audio Editor Athena as jawa Ukitti!

In our first week of Ghibli Gobblin’ Summer (working title), Rachel raves about “From Up On Poppy Hill”s emotional slice of life depiction of friendship and Cameron puzzles over its jarring tone and intentions.

The end of The Acolyte brings the end of Suns Out, Guns Outs Summer (Brought to you by Darth Qimir “The Gun Show” Teethies

Do you ever look at someone and wonder, "What is going on inside their head?" The answer is anxiety. Whether it is a teenager or space witches: anxiety.

We sink our teeth into some juicy Acolyte action while Darth Teethies sinks his saber into a bunch-a-Jedi chest cavities.

The first three episodes of The Acolyte are a bit rough, but at least it allowed us to talk about terrible beard prosthetics, space cat people, and … modern feminist use of witch symbolism? Meanwhile, Rachel blames Cameron for us not recording last week and Cameron recalls his meeting ... with Godzilla? … in Ghana?

In our review of Star Wars: Tales of the Empire, we have some very important questions about inquisitors: Why do they all have a unique look? Do they get helmet hair? Why did they stop using the sabercopters? Also this week: a look at Transformers G1's geopolitically errant version of Europe.

In our review of the Bad Batch series finale, we have a lot of questions: What was it all about? Did anyone actually plan out this third season? How many one liners can Rachel say in one sitting? Did Gonky survive?