Receipts with Jenny

This is a big week in receipts for Jenny as she chaotically reached out to someone giving her breadcrumbs, while Andrew comes for Wayfair. We're joined by Maya Deshmukh (The Drew Barrymore Show) to talk about messy fuckboys, which exes are watching the Instagram stories, and being married!! We also share prom date stories (huge reveal for the pod!) and Andrew recounts a harrowing tale about a disappointing man from the past. We're sorry bout it.

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Receipts is on the Authentic Podcast Network. It is produced by Andrew McGuire. The theme song is by Dylan Adler, sung by Cheno Pinter, and produced by Douglas Widick.

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First, we get into the benefits of NOT texting someone first... which always works exactly how you want it to and some light bragging about the celebrity dating app Raya. Then Jenny and Andrew are joined by Kelsey Caine (Two Scoops Network) and Martin Urbano (JFL) who aren't only both hilarious, but also a couple that's been together for SIX YEARS! They bring their receipts from meeting at an open mic of all places. We talk about being nice and being your weirdo self from the jump.

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Twitter: @jennygorelick

 

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Instagram: @martinurbanojr 

Receipts is on the Authentic Podcast Network. It is produced by Andrew McGuire. The theme song is by Dylan Adler, sung by Cheno Pinter, and produced by Douglas Widick.

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The boys are driving Jenny crazy and in order to get to the bottom of this whirlwind month of dating, we're turning to the cards, babe! David Odyssey (The Luminaries) joins to give Jenny and Andrew (honestly) emotional tarot readings and to leave us utterly wrecked! The universe isn't a joke, betch.

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Receipts is on the Authentic Podcast Network. It is produced by Andrew McGuire. The theme song is by Dylan Adler, sung by Cheno Pinter, and produced by Douglas Widick.

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Babes, we had to take a week off because Jenny is tired from...dating (we'll explain next week!) and Andrew moved! So we decided to re-release one of our favorite episodes with the hilarious Dylan Adler.

This week, Jenny made it to Arizona, and the guy who ruined producer Andrew's day is back... still ruining Andrew's day. We chat with Dylan Adler (New York Comedy Festival) about his recent ghosting after a social distance central park date (RUDE!), hot people at the protest, and dressing up for the grocery store. And together, Andrew and Jenny encourage Dylan to post a thirst trap!!

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Twitter: @jennygorelick

 

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Instagram: @mcgui_guy

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Twitter: @dylanadler6

Instagram: @dylanadler_

  

Receipts is on the Authentic Podcast Network. It is produced by Andrew McGuire. The theme song is by Dylan Adler, sung by Cheno Pinter, and produced by Douglas Widick.

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Jenny and Andrew start off with real talk about Jenny's recent break-up and Andrew's shady former friend group. Relationship break-ups and friendship break-ups are HARD! We're joined by the queen herself Sydnee Washington (Unofficial Expert Podcast) who brings us back down to Earth! Listen to us: you don't want to date someone who doesn't want to date you!!! Syd drops bombs of wisdom about heartbreak, lying dudes, and hot people needing to put in work. She brings one of the best receipts of all time - one of her own breakup emails from 2008. It's vintage!

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Follow Host Jenny Gorelick:

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Twitter: @jennygorelick

 

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Instagram: @mcgui_guy

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Instagram: @justsydbw

Receipts is on the Authentic Podcast Network. It is produced by Andrew McGuire. The theme song is by Dylan Adler, sung by Cheno Pinter, and produced by Douglas Widick.

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Well, Jenny got dumped out of the blue, packed all of her sluttiest outfits, and immediately booked tickets to LA. LA is famously the place where you go when your heart is broken. Comedian Drew Anderson (Ars Nova) joins to bring some much needed sound advice and good vibes. He met his boyfriend on Twitter (a dating app apparently?) and somehow it all comes back to Nicole Kidman. This is a sweet little ep for anyone who needs some hope in this wild dating wilderness!!

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Follow Host Jenny Gorelick:

Instagram: @jennycestquoi

Twitter: @jennygorelick

 

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Instagram: @mcgui_guy

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Receipts is on the Authentic Podcast Network. It is produced by Andrew McGuire. The theme song is by Dylan Adler, sung by Cheno Pinter, and produced by Douglas Widick.

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Well, we're back with another cute and healthy relationship! And we love to see it! Jenny watched My Octopus Teacher and reveals her favorite flirty emoji. We're joined by Reid Pope (Wussy Mag) to talk about thirst traps, cheating our sponsored ads, not fighting in relationships, One Direction, and if you can believe it, the definitive discourse on Millie Bobbie Brown's Kong vs. Godzilla. We're all stanning Kong in this house.

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Twitter: @jennygorelick

 

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Receipts is on the Authentic Podcast Network. It is produced by Andrew McGuire. The theme song is by Dylan Adler, sung by Cheno Pinter, and produced by Douglas Widick.

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Andrew is finally leaving his cursed neighbor and Jenny is delighted to be joined by all of her favorite boys in the ZOOM. We have Fumi Abe (Comedy Central) and Devon Walker (Comedy Central) to talk about how it's been in the year since we last recorded an episode together IN. PERSON. IN. MARCH. 2019. We discuss how to tell someone you want to be in a casual thing, emoji reactions, getting blocked by exes, having sex with people you like, and dating outside of your type. It feels so good to all be back!

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Twitter: @jennygorelick

 

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Twitter: @internetdevon

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Receipts is on the Authentic Podcast Network. It is produced by Andrew McGuire. The theme song is by Dylan Adler, sung by Cheno Pinter, and produced by Douglas Widick.

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Jenny is fully vaxxed, but not "going crazy" and we get into what to do when you're too anxious to respond to your friends' texts. We're joined by Mic Nguyen (Asian, Not Asian) to talk gorgeous life advice about being married - how to not have a corny wedding or proposal, getting out of the friendzone, and never fighting while hangry. He brings some very cute married receipts, and we love it!

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Follow Host Jenny Gorelick:

Instagram: @jennycestquoi

Twitter: @jennygorelick

 

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Instagram: @mcgui_guy

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Twitter: @itsmicnguyen

Instagram: @nicepantsbro

 

Receipts is on the Authentic Podcast Network. It is produced by Andrew McGuire. The theme song is by Dylan Adler, sung by Cheno Pinter, and produced by Douglas Widick.

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Well, babes, it's been a year in pandereplay, and we've recorded almost 60 episodes!! This week, Andrew got a text from a public figure, and Jenny is obsessed with her therapist. We're joined by the icon Akilah Hughes (Crooked Media) to talk about the differences of dating in LA and NY (they're opposites it turns out!) and to introduce us to the new man in her life - her sweet puppy Dogtor Fauci. She brings INCREDIBLE receipts from Raya from a real famous, and Jenny reveals a big secret from her past!!!

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Connect with Receipts on Instagram for updates on live shows and behind the scenes photos and videos. DM us your receipts to have them read on an episode! We'll give you advice, baby!

 

Follow Host Jenny Gorelick:

Instagram: @jennycestquoi

Twitter: @jennygorelick

 

Follow Producer Andrew:

Instagram: @mcgui_guy

Follow Akilah Hughes:

Twitter: @akilahobviously

Instagram: @akilahh

 

Receipts is on the Authentic Podcast Network. It is produced by Andrew McGuire. The theme song is by Dylan Adler, sung by Cheno Pinter, and produced by Douglas Widick.

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