Recipe for Crazy

Alanna has a one on one with date coach and exclusive matchmaker, Jaydi Samuels Kuba. Listen as Jaydi unpacks Alanna's current dating struggles, offers insightful takeaways on when to introduce your "crazy" to unsuspecting men, and  Alanna borderline blackmails Jaydi into setting her up with Seth MacFarlane or any other funny but influential men in Hollywood.

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Alanna battles the Florida elements in her anticipated (hardly) return to podcasting. Alanna dissects men who dared to take her out on dates, her sexual frustrations, politics, and her recent viral video with Melissa Jo Real Recipes. This episode is explicit. 

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Alanna is hormonal and taking meetings with potential lawyers for the inevitable lawsuit that could come from this episode. This week she welcomes returning guest Courtney Robertson and the tea will BURN your lips... just like Alanna's eyes when she saw Blake Horstmann on the Love Is Blind reunion episode. Tune in for the Bachelor Women Tell All recaps, hot takes, and our guttural reactions to what we saw on tv last week. 

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Alanna briefly addresses her latest TikTok scandal before going off the rails with guest, LT Murray. Together they rehash war stories from Michelle Young's season of The Bachelorette and swap crazy relationship stories. LT finally gets his chance to speak his peace, drops knowledge from the show that leaves Alanna speechless (to avoid lawsuits, of course), and provides mindful motivational speeches to those in need. 

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Alanna is desperately seeking refuge after discovering an ex infiltrated her podcast downloads, talks about Amanda Bynes' manicurist ambitions, reveals her deepest fear, makes a shocking proposition, and squanders what remains of her likability by addressing yet another cancelable offense.

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Alanna emerges from her insomnia and depression to berate your ears with her wisdom and lack there of. Alanna dishes on health secrets she learned from her time with the Kardashians, trying to sleep with Theo Von, a story about making Bobby Lee feel uncomfortable, answers listeners burning questions (like who she’s spoken with since the explosive New Years episode), and introduces you to a new character in her life - Daddy Warbucks. 

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Alanna is joined by her high school friend to discuss glory holes, Saltburn (spoilers!), the regrowth of Alanna's hymen, and dating a high school teacher all before they prank call Bachelor Nation favorites. Tune in to hear us talk Tahzjuan into crab exposure therapy and get a cease and desist from SKIMS. 

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Alanna comes to terms with her fatphobia before Courtney Robertson joins to rehash the show we love to hate. Tune in for gossip, laughs, and prank calling. 

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Alanna starts strong with a mental breakdown before welcoming guest, Dave Neal who opens up about gaslighting his balls and doxing before throwing Alanna into the hot seat to tackle her latest podcast outbursts. They talk sex, scandals, lawsuits, STDs, and the gestational side effects of Ozempic. 

TIMESTAMPS

00:25 Alanna makes her first formal an public apology 

01:26 Talking about a terrifying encounter with Dane Cook 

03:29 A brief introduction to the man known as Dave Neal 

06:19 Alanna takes issue with how a woman faked a pregnancy 

07:03 Talking about a prank gone terribly wrong 

08:36 Alanna’s Receipts and the hidden photo folder

16:04 Trigger warning for the weak minded 

17:25 The start of Alanna’s mental break 

20:58 Alanna’s life is that of Nicolas Cage a la “The Family Man” 

23:28 The harsh truth about getting cancer 

24:36 “I was in a rage today” The missing hard drive and death threats 

28:39 Current events and agoraphobia 

30:40 Welcome Dave Neal!

31:11 Dave Neal can use any bathroom he wants 

32:31 Dave Neal is trying to tempt women with a provocative wardrobe 

33:33 Everybody is pregnant 

33:53 Ozempic’s hidden side effect and Dave talks about gaslighting his balls

38:23 Dave asks about Alanna’s dating standards and more

40:56 Alanna’s red flags and Dave’s wise words on relationships 

42:46 Alanna tells the real story behind the breakup one of her recent flings 

50:26 Dave and Alanna debate her bachelor dating app run in 

57:47 The mod mentality of social media 

01:03:03 The internet is easily offended and Alanna offers sound advice for those in the line of fire

01:05:08 Alanna calls out a troll and Dave talks about his internet troll run ins 

01:06:44 Humans are disgusting little monsters 

01:07:27 Alanna asks Dave a burning question 

01:09:29 Dave’s lawsuit 

01:09:47 Dave’s snub on Nick Viall’s podcast 

01:11:15 The speech of Dave’s life 

01:12:13 Dave gives his thoughts on Alanna’s wild podcast stories 

01:15:40 Thank you Dave Neal and Alanna teases an upcoming and interesting episode you don’t want to miss or maybe you do 

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