Our hosts watch Season 1 Episode 2, Rising Malevolence. The hosts talk about language in Star Wars, Ahsoka’s relationships to Master Plo and Anakin, and Count Dooku’s long face. Zac and David explain the fan theory that The Clone Wars is in-universe propaganda. There’s also discussion of how Anakin’s emotional connections put him opposed to the jedi counsel and how Palpatine is preparing to turn Anakin into Darth Vader. The hosts also gush about the cool force tricks that Master Plo pulls. Onto this week's adventures in Clone Wars!

After six episodes, our hosts finally get to the first episode of the show! They watch Season 1 Episode 1, Ambush, which for once, Jess and David have actually seen before. The hosts talk about how this episode interacts with Supply Lines, its chronological prequel. There’s also discussion about Yoda’s horoscopes, the giant coral, and the only other Supreme Leader in the galaxy. Onto this week's adventures in Clone Wars!

Our hosts watch Season 3 Episode 3, Supply Lines. This episode is a prequel to the very first episode Ambush, which Zac didn’t even realize. The hosts suffer through a plot revolving around Jar Jar. They talk a lot about race in Star Wars and how some characters are clear racist caricatures and some are not.

Our hosts watch Season 3 Episode 1 Clone Cadets. Jess and David are introduced to Domino Squad. The hosts talk about what they think of watching this episode in chronological order. There’s a lot of discussion of how the clones are hard to tell apart and the animation style. They also talk about clone names and galaxy eyeballs. Onto this week's adventures in Clone Wars!

Our hosts watch the theatrically released Star Wars: The Clone Wars film. Before watching the film we talk about the production timeline of all Star Wars cinematic works from Phantom Menace to now. After watching the film, we're amazed at how much of an "afterthought" it clearly was. Jess and David finally meet the wonderful Ahsoka Tano as well as irreplaceable Stinky the Hutt.

Our collection of nerdy hosts watch their second episode of Clone Wars. There’s discussion of weird clone faces and Asajj Ventress’s crotch lasers. David and Jess are introduced to an Anakin that doesn’t completely suck. Onto this week's adventures in Clone Wars!

Our collection of nerdy hosts start officially with their first episode of Clone Wars. Zac and David go on about how cool Admiral Trench is while Jess is squicked out by his weird spider face! Onto this week's adventures in Clone Wars!

Do you remember the Clone Wars? We don't - in fact, some of us haven’t even seen it! Join Zac, Jess, and David as they watch the entirety of The Clone Wars animated series. Zac leads Jess and David down the path of no return as they delve deep into Clone Wars and are consumed by discussions of droids, jedi, and sand.