Record Crimes

This week Alyssa tackles a solo episode about The Mommas and The Papas member, John Phillips. All the leaves are brown and the skies... are gray and it’s ALL because of this man. This episode has a lot of complicated twists and turns and even Oprah can’t eloquently handle a story like this. We promise the happy ending is worth waiting for, leave it up to the ladies to turn something terrible into a positive.

It’s Leo season and it’s about time we had a Leo talking about another Leo doing some pretty Leo things… like egging your ex’s house or playing the saxophone—DUH. Clarisse takes on the story of King Curtis and his woodwind legacy cut short by his unexpected and tragic murder. August is turning up our AC so it’s only fair we bring the heat this episode!

Sorry not sorry for the most biased episode since we’ve been speaking into your headphones. If there are no haters left in the world it means that this solo episode never happened. Here’s all and none of the details you’ve been waiting to hear about Chris Brown. Talks of data mining and unassuming fashion will be mentioned so grab your bucket hat and protect your opinionated brain matter!

If your dad is too busy making a sandwich to answer your Facetime calls, this episode happens to be the perfect thing to listen to while you wait! Clarisse takes over in a solo episode this week to talk about the harrowing attack on former Beatle, George Harrison. Originally thought of as "the quiet Beatle", Harrison is sure to surprise you in more ways than one! Not that you need another reason to lock your doors and windows, but here you go.

When you got worms in your tummy you just gotta let it out, when you have vampire friends you just gotta let people know, and when you have nothing better to do you just gotta listen to us talk about legal things like we went to law school. Welcome back to our latest episode of Copyright Corner where Alyssa talks about Warner Chappell Music vs Nealy and Clarisse discusses the 1983 case of Selle vs Gibb. If you plan on challenging your previous misconceptions about copyright and seeing if it holds up, this is the place to be. If you want to hear us talk about reptilian anamorphs, this is also the place to be.

Gas stations and bad impressions and momentous moments and you’re listening to our podcast! Alyssa talks about the life and tragic death of the princess of R&B, Aaliyah. Supposedly this is going to be one of the supposedly hottest episodes to date, supposedly, so don’t miss out!!

Can you walk the walk and talk the talk AND talk the walk? Well no one can do it better than our special guests this week: composer and friend, Kevin Robles, and returning pal, Zach Olson! It’s been a long time coming with Kevin’s topic of choice: the arrest of Lamb of God lead vocalist, Randy Blythe. We are getting into the grit and flipping off the camera with these two metal head co-hosts, no posers allowed.

Now that we are up and over the hill we are setting the tone with a doozy this week, and no, we are not talking about the swarm in Clarisse’s house (you’ll get it). BUT instead, Clarisse fires away with a story about the attempted murder of Mick Jagger gone wrong, and why bikers shouldn’t mess with water transportation. Sink or swim, we’re rocking the boat this week!

It’s Britney Bitch on our 50th Episode Bitch!!! To celebrate this milestone, Clarisse and Alyssa have made their own little book club to discuss all the ins and outs of Britney Spears’ 2023 memoir, “ The Woman In Me.” Get ready for a lot of passionate yelling and ranting... but that’s not anything new. We love you freaks and thanks for listening <3