Record Crimes

Love thy neighbor, love thy lock, love listening to the episode this week! Clarisse might kill a small Victorian child with her solo story about the attempted robbery and murder of Joss Stone... but don’t worry there are no sad endings! Talks of spring cleaning and sitting too close to a screen might be scattered in there too-- you know, nothing too out of the blue.

Grab your Tums, Benadryl, and cryptozoology books and head over to this week’s chaotic episode! Alyssa takes over to talk about the commonly not-common contract clause: the death clause, and how it plays out in music contracts and within some of the topics we’ve already covered. This rabbit hole is one you’ll wanna follow us down (and there is no other hole option sorry).

It’s you, us, butt tattoos, AND Jesus tattoos, oh, and this episode. This week Clarisse talks about the arrest of Christian metalcore vocalist Tim Lambesis and a hit-for-hire gone wrong. We guarantee you’ll feel better about your high school superlatives and impulsive body art choices after this one.

And we are back ladies!! Dust off all your rust and get ready to get back into the swing of things this week. Lyssa takes over this episode to talk about the life and tragic death of Elliot Smith. Internet sleuthing is out and armchair detectives are in.

We have decided to start the year anew, and to help us forget about January we have a very special guest, Sophie Potrykus!! It’s been a long time comin’ but she has finally brought us the news-breaking headline story of The Chicks and the Bush Administration in the early 2000’s. Nothing says American pride like country music, foreign soil betrayals, and fan fiction. Would you be surprised to find out that the bozos in this episode are not us?

Alyssa and Clarisse come together for a joint episode this week. Starting off with a heavy hitter, Alyssa talks about the tragic death of YouTube superstar Christina Grimmie and her impact on the streaming world. Clarisse finishes off with a lighter scandal just in time for all the sports fans out there- the 2004 Super Bowl Halftime Show with Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake and the wardrobe malfunction that broke TV. We hope you brushed up on your gate history... but don’t worry, we’ll fill you in.

Happy New Year Record Crime Goers!! Ringing in the new year with a solo episode, Clarisse discusses the unsolved and mysterious death of Peter Ivers, and no, this may not be the best way to start 2024. BUT we guarantee talks of New Year's resolutions, yard sales, and Iver’s words of wisdom. You thought you were born before your time, wait until you hear about this guy! Oh, and don’t forget your honkers.

There’s no better way to ring in the new year than to celebrate the 40th Episode!! Clarisse finishes the year off with a solo topic on the heist of the Lapinski Stradivarius Violin-- hardly the type of mystery art theft you’re expecting. This event is full of fun names, crazy history, and unexpected turns that Agatha Christie could not have considered. Wave goodbye to 2023 and enjoy our cohort-y forty <3

The Holiday Season is in full swing this week, and Lyssa is coming in hot with a solo episode. Join us for all the twists and downhill turns as she covers singer and actress Claudine Longet and the death of Spider Sabich. Not exactly the type of story you curl up by the fire for, but definitely one that will knock your snow shoes off.